Patience is unable to make it to her doctor's appointment. Luckily for her, her new Ob/Gyn, Dr. Seymour Kuntz, makes house calls. He has also developed several new devices to replace the traditional stirrups and speculum that most gynecologists use, and wants to test them on his new patient. How will Patience's exam turn out? Will Dr. Kuntz's new devices work as he had hoped?
A DG and Cindy story. Technology is great, isn't it? I mean, when I stumbled across tiny vibrator that could be controlled remotely, I knew I had found the perfect birthday gift for Cindy. But as we discovered, sometimes new technology has a few glitches.
Plain Jane Laura, had the real hots for her neighbor, the hunky hunk, Ken, but the only time he noticed her was when he fed her cat, Wiggy, and watered her plants if she went out of town. Her cat got more attention from him than she did. At least he petted the creature. How could she know, when she dressed up as a hooker for a Halloween party, that things were about to change? And so was she...
She’s Lascivious Livia, a charismatic, voraciously bisexual stage magician and hypnotist with an irredeemably cheesy sense of humor. He’s Marcelo Ambrose Knight, a handsome pickup artist with a dominant streak and a heart of gold. In an age of legwarmers, VHS, Aqua Net and valley girls, they’ll team up to create the most erotic, glamourous and outrageous (and the only) traveling adult variety show the world has ever seen! (There may be a wee smidge of fighting crime along the way.)
Tag Bonewell is a failed P.I. The only positive thing he has going for him is his mind-boggling sex life with his secretary, the luscious, football-titted, Lucy Fern. True, he also has his neighbor, the practicing witch, Wanda Blake, an older, truly insatiable woman, but that shit don't pay the rent.
When Tag takes the house dick job at the Wellington Hotel, he meets the luscious Mergie and the delectable Greta. Now, if he only had time for his job! So many women, so little time!
A Filthy Tales for Wicked Grown-Ups Story In Starwick, Cinderella doesn’t dream of rescue—she dreams of power. When a mysterious seamstress gifts her a scandalous gown and a spell with a warning, she crashes the royal ball like a dare in heels. But this isn’t a tale of glass slippers and true love. It’s a smutty little tale of lust, rebellion, and choosing what burns. Midnight won’t break the spell—she will. And the prince? He’s just the first thing she makes hers.