Humor Stories

Campy & Playful Stories
A bored young heir returns to his Scottish estate and discovers the real danger isn’t the ledgers — it’s the staff. Gardener, butler, stablemaster: older; married; rough. They take turns filling him, claiming the line through his hole. Consensual, campy, filthy, and completely ridiculous.

An Uncle Dave Story
It is December 25. A bunch of Germans are stuck in Trenton, New Jersey. For some reason, a bunch of people in Pennsylvania also want to go to Trenton that day.

My third attempt to retire.

James Conant retreats to a cabin in a neighboring nation to recover from grief. But the nation had just emerged from a war during which the marauding enemy had killed all the males they could find. To his surprise, James is in high demand to provide, one girl at a time, the one thing that the survivors cannot do without. A prudish culture and individual personalities add the spice.

A short story about a man named Dave telling his life story to a reporter on April Fools day. Dave has aspergers and doesn't under stand pranks and he tries to under stand jokes and things that are funny but he doesn't quite get it.

Hoping to avoid the trappings of romance, love, and marriage that seem so expected on Valentine’s Day, five women decide to take a motorcycle ride through the Rocky Mountains. Instead, they find themselves trapped in the past. Can they find a way back to their own time? Will they find true love and want to stay? Or is it a TIME TO RIDE?