Humor Stories

This is the story of Billy Weston and how he became a professional gigolo at age 14. His sister Jenny appointed herself as his pimp. At first, his parents thought that he was still doing lawn care until his mother found over $8,000 stashed in his room. That's when things got a little complicated.

Tom Watson started out sexually servicing his mother and two sisters before he even had a girlfriend. By a quirk of circumstances, he and his girlfriend saved his middle school from an attack by some Muslim terrorists, and killed four of the terrorists in the process. Guess what: this got them thrown out of school. Eventually, those two and Tom's sister became vigilantes. Of course, for fun, there was a lot of sex.

A Westmouthshire Universe Story
A broken-down car forces Paddy onto the crowded bus, where he meets June. An awkward, intensely charged encounter leads to an unexpected offer, followed by an invitation he can't ignore. What begins by chance quickly bypasses convention, resulting in a passionate, secret beginning. Dive into "Bus Stop," a steamy short story where a mundane commute ignites an unforgettable connection.

The Christmas season starts earlier every year, at least in the stores, and it drives Joe crazy. His girlfriend, Noelle, gives him an appreciation for celebrating a little early.

Probably not what you expect from the title. Sometimes I just like to aamuse myself.

She’s Lascivious Livia, a charismatic, voraciously bisexual stage magician and hypnotist with an irredeemably cheesy sense of humor. He’s Marcelo Ambrose Knight, a handsome pickup artist with a dominant streak and a heart of gold. In an age of legwarmers, VHS, Aqua Net and valley girls, they’ll team up to create the most erotic, glamourous and outrageous (and the only) traveling adult variety show the world has ever seen! (There may be a wee smidge of fighting crime along the way.)

A Filthy Tales for Wicked Grown-Ups Story
When Jack trades his last coin for magic beans, he doesn’t expect a stalk thick as sin—or a giantess with curves of epic proportions and no patience for foreplay. At the top waits Elara, harp-playing, skirt-lifting royalty with a taste for tiny men and big fun. Jack thought he was climbing for treasure, but he’s about to get far more than gold. Filthy, funny, and absolutely not for children, this is a fairytale with a very happy ending.