Humor Stories

A Swarm Cycle Story
and give me the booze. A short pick up story in the Swarm Universe. No sex. No space battles. No giant ants.

She's no fool

I have no idea where this one came from... Sitting on the throne of repose, with my odor insulting my wife. The odor wasn't the only thing that popped out.

University student Judy is off on an astronomy field trip with her highly eccentric professor and five equally eccentric fellow students.

Billy is a little shit! Find out what happens when the family goes to the local DIY store.

Our ageing retiree used to be a magistrate, handing down sentences to juvenile offenders! So, it's more than a little provoking to find a couple of petty criminal girls helping themselves to his garden, casually sunbathing!

Army Life...no really Story
A humorous story of how a small almost platoon got assigned gate guard and how a smart NCO got it to be a more manageable number instead

A vampire puts the bite on Billy.

A guy and his family's, life is turned upside down, when he plans a little surprise for his wife one day, and he finishes up getting an even bigger surprise himself! How he handles the situation at the time and how his feelings change over the following few years, although he doesn't discuss his feelings directly. Its another one of those, "You don't know what you've got (or what you will miss), until you ain't not got it no more!" stories!