Humor Stories

Freya was the hot but innocent girl-next-door. Until she got her first taste of cock! Join her as she explores her budding sexuality – alone, with her new boyfriend, even with one of her best friends in a dream sequence you just HAVE to read! “Nasty stuff. Thoroughly sexy.” “OMG! How could you want anything more than this?” “Wild. Like Dali meeting Russ Meyer!” “Freya is such a good bad girl!” Dive head-first into the Freya-verse!

I have no idea where this one came from... Sitting on the throne of repose, with my odor insulting my wife. The odor wasn't the only thing that popped out.

Valentines Day 2023 Entry
A semi-retired surf bum inherits a beach front house on Malibu and finds that he has interesting neighbors, including a reclusive former musician with eyes of the color of the sands and sea, and find that now later in life they’re both looking for a lover to court and spark.

Chip's a horny guy. Fortunately for him, Cindy Lou and her daughters are even hornier, as he finds out when they move in with him. / (Reviews)

As the new High Priest, Glurg's duty is to pierce each virgin's heart with his stone knife. But the very first virgin he encounters has a different idea.

A Swarm Cycle Story
When things go bad... how bad can the aftermath be? This is a story in the Swarm Cycle Universe by Thinking Horndog. This is the first in a series of sleep modules transcribed to text for those of us that cannot do sleep studies. It documents "Jeeves' Folly" and how wills can really mess life up for the survivors.

A man crashes a party and dons a horse head mask, thinking it will get him in with the cool crowd. It does, just not the way he expected.

A Swarm Cycle Story
and give me the booze. A short pick up story in the Swarm Universe. No sex. No space battles. No giant ants.

A Conqueror's Reward Story (4)
Ki'ja was born to be the perfect breeder engineered by Harreden genes. Born with the ability to change from one sex to the other Ki'ja is thrown into a nature confusion on who he/she is...

He's a simple man, with a very simple plan to see his dream woman in concert. Will his plan be good enough to fool his wife?