I am a transvestite and it has taken me years to become adept transforming into a woman. It amazes me when I read so-called autobiographical stories about some guy who suddenly decides to and suddenly transforms from hairy man into a sexy stunning woman. I have written this story as a tongue in cheek dig at these stories. To read the story, just select any of the options a, through d, to put together your very own autobiographical "Grab Bag" story.
Jason Dunlop becomes a Batman-like figure, The Ghost, as he fights the Sydney Ducks on the Barbary Coast. Join Jason and his girl friend, Big Ass Betty, as they fight to right some of the wrongs of old San Francisco. The Sydney Ducks were real crooks, mostly from Australia, who nearly took over San Francisco in the 1850s.
A visit to a mornings magistrates court and the speed at which they dealt with girls of the night, gave me the idea for this story. Tony a transvestite gets convicted of being a prostitute and is sent to women's prison. The consequences are almost predicatable.
The year is ---- (what am I? a historian?) and the man is in deep trouble. Is he guilty or not? This is a court record that The Vatican probably would have left undisturbed, but sometimes a bishop likes to take an interest in more than how many angels can dance on a pin.
What are the odds that two motorhomes of the same exclusive model type would turn up in this out of the way site? What are the odds that one is full of one person and the other has a couple of thugs on the run? These things happen, no harm done... unless the thugs are expecting a pretty visitor.
In the ultimate cliche, I caught my wife cheating with my best friend. But there were too many innocents, like my daughter, who'd be hurt by a quickie divorce. So i offered my own version of DACA. Deferred Action for Cheating Assholes. But it didn't work out the way I thought it would