Humor Stories

Her pet exposes her cheating by what he does not do.

Charlie walks under a piano being swung into a 3rd floor window on his way to pick up his pension, paper and a bottle of milk, and wakes up standing on a cloud in front of the Pearly Gates. But accessing the Afterlife is not as as easy as it was, first you need a Password.... [an irreverent look at the serious business of death, afterlife and the dangers of messing about with "if it works...."

This is not what he was expecting.

Of all the possible combinations of characters in "Family Ties," this story chooses the odd pairing of mother Elyse Keaton and gawky neighbor Skippy. Of course, Elyse would only be involved with Skippy if she were drunk or dead. Hint: She's not dead. / (Reviews)

These are some of the true "adventures" recounted from interviews I have had with the pain slut and whore, Moanali. If you ever wanted to get a look into the mind of someone who craves sex and humiliation and stimulation 24/7/365, check this story out.

A Swarm Cycle Story
When things go bad... how bad can the aftermath be? This is a story in the Swarm Cycle Universe by Thinking Horndog. This is the first in a series of sleep modules transcribed to text for those of us that cannot do sleep studies. It documents "Jeeves' Folly" and how wills can really mess life up for the survivors.

Any experienced emergency room (ER) will, without embarrassment or much surprise, see things that may have shocked the patient. These tails...I mean, tales...are vignettes of the sorts of things that cause one to seek medical attention to retrieve objects where they should not be. No permanent damage was encountered.

Sound advice

Tom hates his daily subway commute, until he bumps into a gorgeous woman. Quite literally.