Humor Stories

Stories in the Worship Of The Butt Universe
Who's butt is the best? I was asked to judge the winner of a bet.

Short story written for Frank Downey's Christmas fest. A man who is alone on Christmas Eve makes a wish. You will have to read to see how it is granted.

A man crashes a party and dons a horse head mask, thinking it will get him in with the cool crowd. It does, just not the way he expected.

The Three Furies have taken Seth under their wing, but he wants to prove himself on his own. With the help of a new sidekick, he takes on a supervillain who may be too much to handle. Oh, and he still has a lot of weird sex.

A classic, silly, mcstories-style incest tale, with a humorous meta-device to drive the plot.

Between two ladies in class he gets to learn quite a bit... / (Reviews)

Reggie hides the secret of his short penis from everyone until his sister Sabrina surprises him one day.

They met in an alley: wild, reckless, unforgettable. Ginger never meant to fall for Coco’s chaos. Coco never meant to fall for anyone at all. But between stolen nights, whispered dares, and the kind of heat that burns through skin and bone, something unruly grew — something more dangerous than lust. This is not a story about taming a wild thing. It’s a story about becoming wild enough to stay.