Twixt 3 & 4
by russell-ville-man
Copyright© 2020 by russell-ville-man
Fiction Story: Death finds "Mr. Ed."
Tags: Fiction Celebrity Humor Tear Jerker
They’d been “arguing” about money as they were apt to do. At a much earlier time the back and forth was for certain and intended.
He’d not made their fortune.
She’d judged her husband that he would.
Fortune made he could and would never get past The Crash and subsequent conflagration as 1929 turned into a decade of suffering the magnitude quite immeasurable. He’d tried to explain his beliefs and fears, but, she did not understand. She’d been born to unaffected privilege.
“Doll, you worry too much.”
“Kay.” As he folded “The Wall Street Journal.”
But, she’d walked away. The stores patiently waiting her arrival, their checkbook in her Rodeo Drive handbag.
“Buddy-boy, what’s the matter?”
Mister Ed queried his owner as Wilbur Post entered their shared space of stable and office.
Ed had heard the sirens and seen the ambulance arrive, then watched yet another extra long vehicle depart hours later in total silence. Something or other “Mortuary” printed on the side.
Wilbur had been crying.
“Addison, he is dead.”
Ed knew death only in the abstract of production parameters and entertainment value. This, this was not that.
“I’m sorry, Wilbur. What happened?”
Ed’s tone caused Wilbur to pause a bit. He’d expected different, a side of himself, a side he did not care for believed Ed would slough it off with jocularity about a “vinegar puss.”
“He was sitting with Kay, Ed, and fell over on the couch. He’s gone. He’s just gone. Carol is with Kay, Ed, they’re crying.”
“I have an idea, Wilbur.”
“What, Ed?”
“How bout I pick us each an Addison apple? It would be a tribute to your friend, Wilbur. Addison always looked after you and the girl.”
Of course of course the horse had been forbidden to pick anymore of Addison’s pride and joy apple crop and the horse had adhered to that steady course, more or less. That unsavory episode nearly caused the horse to report Wilbur to the ASPCA, but, cooler manes and heads had prevailed and peace and tranquility was restored to both the Post household and that of the Addison’s.
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