Humor Stories

On an exploratory road trip to the east coast I found the perfect home in New Hampshire. Now, if I could buy it I'd be happy...If I could find someone to sell it...If I could find out who owns it...and what about the fine red lines surrounding the house when it's foggy? Why do most of the old men look alike and why are the women young, buxom, blond and beautiful. But, most of all, what casts the shadows on the windows?

Man lusts for his famous neighbor, but is her husband spying on him?

A Swarm Cycle Story
What IDIOT thought that this was a good idea? Never get in the way of a woman and a bargain.

Join John White as he travels through life from high school to middle age. John starts out as the preferred high school stud and goes from there to become a professional gigolo. He forms a company of like minded males in college and they make their fortune. His first conquest is his older sister, and she finds him other contacts. The women he meets pay well for his attention, and he quickly goes from coeds to adults. This is a sex-romp, so be prepared.

Stories in the Worship Of The Butt Universe
Who's butt is the best? I was asked to judge the winner of a bet.

Short story written for Frank Downey's Christmas fest. A man who is alone on Christmas Eve makes a wish. You will have to read to see how it is granted.

A man crashes a party and dons a horse head mask, thinking it will get him in with the cool crowd. It does, just not the way he expected.

The Three Furies have taken Seth under their wing, but he wants to prove himself on his own. With the help of a new sidekick, he takes on a supervillain who may be too much to handle. Oh, and he still has a lot of weird sex.

Just a little flash.