Humor Stories

Sometimes a wronged man is forced to take extreme measures to get the satisfaction he graves.

Jeff and Suzy were unusual children. Their implants had failed, so they no longer had suppressed emotions or access to the entire store of human knowledge in their heads. A mysterious blue cartoon creature introduces them to the long forgotten Internet. They soon discovered pages and pages of people indulging in something called ‘fucking’. What would the two kids make of it?

Man lusts for his famous neighbor, but is her husband spying on him?

Stories in the Worship Of The Butt Universe
Who's butt is the best? I was asked to judge the winner of a bet.

Short story written for Frank Downey's Christmas fest. A man who is alone on Christmas Eve makes a wish. You will have to read to see how it is granted.

A man crashes a party and dons a horse head mask, thinking it will get him in with the cool crowd. It does, just not the way he expected.

In the ultimate cliche, I caught my wife cheating with my best friend. But there were too many innocents, like my daughter, who'd be hurt by a quickie divorce. So i offered my own version of DACA. Deferred Action for Cheating Assholes. But it didn't work out the way I thought it would

The Three Furies have taken Seth under their wing, but he wants to prove himself on his own. With the help of a new sidekick, he takes on a supervillain who may be too much to handle. Oh, and he still has a lot of weird sex.

A classic, silly, mcstories-style incest tale, with a humorous meta-device to drive the plot.