Humor Stories

Look, it's not easy being god, If you think you've got problems you want to see mine. / (Reviews)

My niece Amy's parents laughed when she told them she wanted a penis. I took a more -- uh -- experimental approach, investigating how we might get her one. Before we were done, Amy decided borrowing rather than owning was the right option for her.

An Isbardia Story
Jack and Sue, a couple of highschool seniors, get flipped by magic to a land plagued by demons, mad wizards, and vile sorceresses. They must learn to be a champion warrior and an exceptional sorceress so that they can become the rulers of the magical land of Isbardia. Join them as they fight for their lives and the lives of the good people around them. This story was inspired by some of the characters in the Diablo series of games, but bears only a vague resemblance to the game.

A Harvey Marcus Retrospective
This Retrospective brings Mr. Marcus to a new threshold: sex with a family member. Circumstances beyond his control take him out of town to visit his brother-in-law and his family. Relatively speaking, Mr. Marcus's won't-power (or willpower) has been brutally pummeled by the previous four encounters (or en-cunt-ers). Will he hold the line against incest?

One last special day before it all falls apart

On an exploratory road trip to the east coast I found the perfect home in New Hampshire. Now, if I could buy it I'd be happy...If I could find someone to sell it...If I could find out who owns it...and what about the fine red lines surrounding the house when it's foggy? Why do most of the old men look alike and why are the women young, buxom, blond and beautiful. But, most of all, what casts the shadows on the windows?

Succubus Tales Number
A short story about a young Warlock that is way in over his head. This is the first story in a series, I hope. My first try at a short story.