Humor Stories

A Doug and Alice Story
This is the SECOND story in the series. Doug and Alice found Rome and Alice becomes an avatar of Venus. Doug and Alice found a sex cult in order to advance their plan to civilize the world thousands of years ahead of time. / (Reviews)

A naive young teen seeks out her father's assistance -- she's looking for an exercise routine to improve her butt. He has a few ideas. / (Reviews)

Join John White as he travels through life from high school to middle age. John starts out as the preferred high school stud and goes from there to become a professional gigolo. He forms a company of like minded males in college and they make their fortune. His first conquest is his older sister, and she finds him other contacts. The women he meets pay well for his attention, and he quickly goes from coeds to adults. This is a sex-romp, so be prepared.

A Harvey Marcus Retrospective
This Retrospective brings Mr. Marcus to a new threshold: sex with a family member. Circumstances beyond his control take him out of town to visit his brother-in-law and his family. Relatively speaking, Mr. Marcus's won't-power (or willpower) has been brutally pummeled by the previous four encounters (or en-cunt-ers). Will he hold the line against incest?

One last special day before it all falls apart

What do almost 100,000 kilometers, a pair of tremendous hooters, a space station, a magic cellphone and killer parakeets have to do with each other? Just ask my Aunt Peg. Hey, it could happen.

An Isbardia Story
Sue is busy planning the wedding while Jack is out killing demons and monsters. He does meet some interesting heroes on the way as they fight to free Samsor from Hell-spawned domination. This is another Diablo ripoff, so be warned. There's lots of mayhem and magic, demons and monsters, so keep your head down to avoid the stray fire ball or lightning bolt.

A Ladz "Local Lovelies" Story
Part of the Westmouthshire universe
He noticed her the moment she sat down on the train. She noticed him noticing. A simple trip to London turns into a whirlwind day of unexpected connections, bold confessions, and scorching chemistry when Jake meets Emma, a woman whose beauty is matched only by the complications of her past as a Ladz magazine model. Can one impulsive, passionate encounter lead to something more, or will judgment tear them apart?

My niece Amy's parents laughed when she told them she wanted a penis. I took a more -- uh -- experimental approach, investigating how we might get her one. Before we were done, Amy decided borrowing rather than owning was the right option for her.