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851 cmsix and the Lapdance by Russell Hoisington

A fancy redhead pulls a fast one on th' world-famous Stories Online eeerotic writer from Texas, cmsix, thinkin' he's dumber'n sun-dried cowflop. But is ole cmsix really that dumb, or is he slicker'n vaseline on a doorknob? Y'all grab y'self a Lone Star longneck, sit back, and decide th' truth for y'all's own self.
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Sex Contents: No Sex | Genre: Fiction
Tags: Humor
Votes: 115 | Score: 6.95
Size: 6KB / 1,287 words | Downloads: 3787
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852 Lord Hethelwaite’s Party by TonySpencer

A letter of apology in lieu of an RSVP to a party invitation
Sex Contents: No Sex | Genre: Comedy
Tags: Fiction, Historical, Humor, Workplace, Revenge
Votes: 102 | Score: 6.95
Size: 4KB / 755 words | Downloads: 1510
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853 Whore by Javahead

Bored with another hotel room, Dave ventures out and meets Nita, a confident woman offering companionship for a price. Their arrangement becomes warmer than either seems to expect, but a surprise awaits at the end of the night.
Sex Contents: Stroke Story | Genre: Erotica
Tags: Ma/Fa, Consensual, Fiction, Humor, Exhibitionism, Oral Sex, Petting, Safe Sex, Prostitution
Votes: 41 | Score: 6.95
Size: 19KB / 3,635 words | Downloads: 1003
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854 The Cosmic James Bond by aubie56

Ham Specter runs afoul of an IED and loses all but his head. Aliens convert him to a cyborg and make him one of their cosmic secret agents. This is the story of some of Ham's adventures as he helps The Center to fight the evil Octopoid organization that wants to rule all of the infinite possible universes. He has a built in AI named Honeybunch and the deadliest fingers in the cosmos. His cock is pretty useful, too.
Sex Contents: Some Sex | Genre: Science Fiction
Tags: Ma/Fa, Ma/ft, Consensual, Heterosexual, Fiction, Science Fiction, Humor, Superhero, Harem, Violent
Votes: 520 | Score: 6.94
Size: 162KB / 31,645 words | Downloads: 32203
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855 Galactic Rangers by aubie56

Bill O'Connor, a high school sophomore, dies rather ignominiously and is resurrected as a cyborg. He has an AI for a brain that is programmed to be as close to the real Bill O'Connor as possible, but he had a few improvements. His youth and his human resourcefulness makes him an excellent agent for the Galactic Rangers. Join him as he ventures through the universe saving civilizations and generally having a ball. This is really heaven for a boy like Bill! The sex is good, too!
Sex Contents: Much Sex | Genre: Science Fiction
Tags: mt/ft, Consensual, Science Fiction, Humor, Superhero, First, Violent, Military
Votes: 591 | Score: 6.94
Size: 171KB / 33,052 words | Downloads: 43749
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856 I Want a Penis of My Own by Sterling

My niece Amy's parents laughed when she told them she wanted a penis. I took a more -- uh -- experimental approach, investigating how we might get her one. Before we were done, Amy decided borrowing rather than owning was the right option for her.
Sex Contents: Much Sex | Genre: Erotica
Tags: Ma/ft, Consensual, Heterosexual, Humor, Uncle, Niece, First
Votes: 366 | Score: 6.94
Size: 35KB / 6,849 words | Downloads: 10334
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857 Doorbell Rang! by Richard the Third

A Story in the Brother & Sister Love Universe
A family becomes closer, due to Familial Love!
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Sex Contents: Minimal Sex | Genre: Fiction
Tags: Romantic, Humor, Tear Jerker, Brother, Sister
Votes: 242 | Score: 6.94
Size: 46KB / 8,617 words | Downloads: 7593
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858 Pourne Industry by Richard the Third

Getting into the Adult Film Industry can be very fascinating. Jason, 21 years old, finds out how it all works. Although he had several girlfriends his own age, he has lucked into the side of the industry that makes you think that a son and his mother are having incestuous sex.
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Sex Contents: Much Sex | Genre: Erotica
Tags: Ma/Fa, Fa/Fa, ft/ft, Mult, Consensual, NonConsensual, Reluctant, Romantic, Lesbian, BiSexual, Heterosexual, Celebrity, Humor, Incest, Mother, Son, Brother, Sister, Father, Daughter, Cousins, Uncle, Niece, Aunt, Nephew, Grand Parent, Rough, Spanking, Group Sex, Black Male, Black Female, White Male, White Female, Hispanic Female, Anal Sex, Cream Pie, Double Penetration, Exhibitionism, Fisting, Masturbation, Oral Sex, Pregnancy, Safe Sex, Tit-Fucking, Voyeurism, Babysitter, Big Breasts, Doctor/Nurse, Small Breasts, Teacher/Student
Votes: 457 | Score: 6.94
Size: 79KB / 15,506 words | Downloads: 45259
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859 The Catch by TonySpencer

Drew loves to fish, but his enjoyment is often spoiled by his best friend Alan's boat breaking down. Now on their present trip poor Alan has been in the engine room all day and Drew reminisces about life in a town they call home that is economically depressed, but where their nearest and dearest, hearts and minds live. Drew has solutions to problems but they are not easy to make where friendships and pride and love are involved. While Alan fixes the boat, Drew hopes to get a bite....
Sex Contents: No Sex | Genre: Romantic
Tags: Ma/Fa, Romantic, Heterosexual, Fiction, High Fantasy, Humor, Transformation
Votes: 225 | Score: 6.94
Size: 27KB / 5,136 words | Downloads: 3402
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860 A Newer Me by CindySinful

A woman in her 30s discovers she can not only turn herself invisible but travel back in time. Using these two new powers, she goes back to literally re-discover her younger self.
Sex Contents: Some Sex | Genre: Pedo
Tags: Fa/ft, Consensual, Lesbian, Fiction, Humor, Time Travel, Analingus, First, Masturbation, Oral Sex, Sex Toys, Voyeurism
Votes: 32 | Score: 6.94
Size: 37KB / 7,254 words | Downloads: 1515
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