Humor Stories

These are memories of my 45 years working in the Electric Power Field. Mostly as an Electric Journeyman Lineman climbing and building power lines across America. Traveling Linemen were called "Tramps". Many of my expressions, terms, tool names and actions are used only in the Lineman Trade. I will try to explain them as I go and try not to interrupt the stories. (Which, by the way, are mostly true)

This is the story of how my sister and I cooked up a way for us to make a lot of money while still in high school. I pretended to be her sex slave as a selling point to the other girls in the school who were afraid of being intimidated by boys. As her sex slave, I would be assumed to be harmless and a safe first-time sex partner. Our business grew to be a major business in the city, and this is the story of how that happened. 13 chapters. Much sex.

Jean Perkins was a comely woman. Often opinionated and quite bossy. When her husband, Stan, confessed to having sex with their vamp of a daughter Sylvia, Jean laid down the law — no more than twice a week and never in her bed. (All but one instance of incest is referenced and not described in detail.)

A fed-up chauffer torments and then dominates a snotty, disrespectful, young teenage passenger.

A Caddymaster Story
The ninth story in the Caddymaster saga. Jackie's brother Ray learns some valuable lessons about the kinds of girls he chases.

The life and times of a male librarian who's attempts to be helpful (without any concern for personal reward) quickly spiral out of his control. This is an edited version of a story I posted about 20 years ago that has somehow disappeared from the site.