Humor Stories

An Isbardia Story
Jack and Sue, a couple of highschool seniors, get flipped by magic to a land plagued by demons, mad wizards, and vile sorceresses. They must learn to be a champion warrior and an exceptional sorceress so that they can become the rulers of the magical land of Isbardia. Join them as they fight for their lives and the lives of the good people around them. This story was inspired by some of the characters in the Diablo series of games, but bears only a vague resemblance to the game.

Ham Specter runs afoul of an IED and loses all but his head. Aliens convert him to a cyborg and make him one of their cosmic secret agents. This is the story of some of Ham's adventures as he helps The Center to fight the evil Octopoid organization that wants to rule all of the infinite possible universes. He has a built in AI named Honeybunch and the deadliest fingers in the cosmos. His cock is pretty useful, too.

Plant your tongue firmly in cheek and accompany our intrepid fearless Reporter, Dag as he heads out to interview '" A talking Daffodil? Warning! Reading this could make you a hopeless Romantic or crazy as a Loon. Either way '" I'm not to blame. Well..., may be a little.

A Retro Team Story
This is the THIRD story in this series. Read the others first. The Retro Team leads the fight against the mind controlling fish who have conquered a major portion of the galaxy. Can the fish stand against our heroes, even with their ability to control minds?

Yacht Club
Vinnie's girlfriend wakes up horny, but then she has to go to work. Turns out her sister was feeling the itch too, but she also leaves before satisfying him. The only one left in the house now is their mom...

A Linda Story
Linda goes looking for a present for her mistress. She finds what she is looking for at The Love Box, a sex store she has visited before. She gets a mind-blowing demo of the present before she heads home. // This is the second Linda story. It might help to read the other one before this one, though it is not essential.

Broken Hearts
Just another flash story which happens in my make believe universe where husbands never lose the battle of divorce.

Cats and sex enhance our lives, although in most unpredictable ways. Cats aren't great sexual loves, and we usually arrange certain surgery. They find other ways to exchange love. These are tales (tails?) of true sensual affection -- in no way bestiality. Would a feline SOL have a code for humanity? I promise I laughed hysterically once I stopped screaming in the true story.