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791 My Life With a Lineman's Ticket by Aerosick

These are memories of my 45 years working in the Electric Power Field. Mostly as an Electric Journeyman Lineman climbing and building power lines across America. Traveling Linemen were called "Tramps". Many of my expressions, terms, tool names and actions are used only in the Lineman Trade. I will try to explain them as I go and try not to interrupt the stories. (Which, by the way, are mostly true)
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Sex Contents: No Sex | Genre: True Story
Tags: True Story, Humor, Workplace
Downloads: 16514 | Votes: 337 | Score: 6.96
Size: 138KB | 27,322 words | Posted: Concluded:

792 Mommy? It Bounced! Meow! by LughIldanach

Cats and sex enhance our lives, although in most unpredictable ways. Cats aren't great sexual loves, and we usually arrange certain surgery. They find other ways to exchange love. These are tales (tails?) of true sensual affection -- in no way bestiality. Would a feline SOL have a code for humanity? I promise I laughed hysterically once I stopped screaming in the true story.
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Sex Contents: Minimal Sex | Genre: Humor
Tags: Ma/Fa, Consensual, True Story, Humor
Downloads: 1396 | Votes: 75 | Score: 6.96
Size: 7KB | 1,350 words | Posted:

793 Snow Demon by Invid Fan

When your neighborhood is buried in twelve feet of snow, you don't expect a knock on your glass doors...
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Sex Contents: Some Sex | Genre: Humor
Tags: Ma/Fa, Fa/Fa, Mult, Consensual, Humor, Paranormal, Pregnancy
Downloads: 6305 | Votes: 390 | Score: 6.95
Size: 14KB | 2,669 words | Posted:

794 Taming Jean Perkins by DDMarshall

Jean Perkins was a comely woman. Often opinionated and quite bossy. When her husband, Stan, confessed to having sex with their vamp of a daughter Sylvia, Jean laid down the law — no more than twice a week and never in her bed. (All but one instance of incest is referenced and not described in detail.)
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Sex Contents: Some Sex | Genre: Erotica
Tags: Ma/Fa, mt/Fa, Fa/ft, Teenagers, Consensual, Fiction, Humor, Incest, Swinging, Masturbation, Oral Sex, Water Sports
Downloads: 1853 | Votes: 43 | Score: 6.95
Size: 46KB | 9,588 words | Posted:

795 Library Liberties by Ray1031

Student/Part-time Library employee, working during the slow period between Christmas and New Years, finds a teen girl reading a sex magazine and masturbating in the library. He decides to help.
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Sex Contents: Much Sex | Genre: Erotica
Tags: Ma/Fa, Teenagers, Consensual, Romantic, Reluctant, Heterosexual, Fiction, Humor, School
Downloads: 5368 | Votes: 123 | Score: 6.95
Size: 22KB | 4,287 words | Posted:

796 Ray Ray Rides Again and Again by Openbook

A Caddymaster Story (9)
The ninth story in the Caddymaster saga. Jackie's brother Ray learns some valuable lessons about the kinds of girls he chases.
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Sex Contents: Some Sex | Genre: Erotica
Tags: Ma/Fa, mt/ft, Teenagers, Consensual, Humor
Downloads: 7282 | Votes: 199 | Score: 6.95
Size: 37KB | 7,470 words | Posted: Concluded:

797 Off Chance by TheMoose63

This is meant as a humerous interlude not a sex story. A naval attache meets a beautiful woman at a embassy reception in Kiev, Ukraine. The have a quick tryst and later he finds out who she really is.
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Sex Contents: Much Sex | Genre: Erotica
Tags: Ma/Fa, Consensual, Romantic, Heterosexual, Humor, Cheating
Downloads: 3762 | Votes: 119 | Score: 6.95
Size: 8KB | 1,615 words | Posted:

798 The Bus To Croweville by Joris K. Huysmans

A Story in the BBW Appreciation Universe
A late night ride on a dark bus, a young man sits down next to an attractive, chubby young lady, hmm, where could this story possibly be heading?
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Sex Contents: Much Sex | Genre: Erotica
Tags: Ma/Fa, Humor, BBW
Downloads: 5556 | Votes: 159 | Score: 6.95
Size: 6KB | 1,260 words | Posted:

799 Hi Yo, Silver! by aubie56

Zeke Thompson, aka The Lone Ranger, becomes an agent for the galactic Confederation CIA. Join Zeke as he takes on the xenophobic Unknowns in a duel to the death. This is my version of a pulp space opera. There are plenty of space ships and BEMS (bug-eyed monsters). Who knows what else might sneak in before the battle is over?
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Sex Contents: No Sex | Genre: Science Fiction
Tags: Science Fiction, Robot, Humor, Violent
Downloads: 12869 | Votes: 283 | Score: 6.95
Size: 127KB | 23,452 words | Posted: Concluded:

800 Scoliosis Effect by papatoad

He put up with a cheating wife his whole life because he was too lazy to change anything. When an opportunity came up to get back at his wife for her infidelities, he ended up making the big move to freedom.
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Sex Contents: No Sex | Genre: Fiction
Tags: Ma/Fa, Romantic, Humor, Slow
Downloads: 19474 | Votes: 809 | Score: 6.95
Size: 24KB | 4,858 words | Posted:
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