Humor Stories

Birdmen is a text version of a graphic novel. It's my take on a Batman-type heroic group who operate in Detroit during Prohibition--the era of The Purple Gang, Machine Gun Kelly, etc. They fight the mob despite corrupt cops and courts. The have a super car called Black Widow. Join them as they fight to save Detroit from destruction by the Mob.

A short story of deception to gain peace and quiet so I can sleep.

An English filmmaker and his professorial wife travel to Africa to investigate a legendary tribe. Much sex as we go along, nearly all consensual, and fanciful. Forthcoming chapters will feature bukkake, huge gang bangs with a willing female, lots of oral sex, masturbation, scientific analysis, and all kinds of fun stuff. All completely fictional of course, with no chance at all of anyone mistaking it for real life.

We are empty nesters now - if we want to be.

A Virtual Reality Tale
Falling asleep playing DQIV, I end up dreaming about the game. But, is it really a dream? I'm trapped in the game, but if this is torture - chain me to the wall! (Fanfic written as part of a challenge elsewhere)

A Swarm Cycle Story
Tribune Whitefeather decides to stickhandle a large number of volunteers. From the files of the Office of Targeted Extractions.

Ordinary software developer Ian Jackson is still trapped in the videogame world. This time he finds himself in an old-fashioned 2D platformer and the sexy dragon girl waiting beyond the final level has less than pure intentions for him. Will he be able to extricate himself from this bit of bubble bother?

A young boy and his family make a sudden move to another town and he feels betrayed by his parents. He meets the woman next door as she's fighting wasps while mowing. He tries to help her, but ends up getting stung himself, in a bad place. She tends to his wounds, then when his mom comes home she tends to him even better.

Semi-fictional military humor from the Iraq War. A Battalion Commander and his Command Sergeant Major on a route clearance road trip. Thank you for reading.

Valentines Day Contest 2024
How many people wake up in the morning and think “Today, I'll be involved in a police chase!”?