Humor Stories

A Swarm Cycle Story
You wouldn't want to fall asleep at the wheel, but maybe falling asleep for your test drive is Ok. A short pickup story in the Swarm Cycle Universe. No sex.

This is (I hope) a funny version of Macbeth by Shakespeare, Acts 1 and 2 rewritten to make a short version of the play. I wrote this for a class, so I thought I'd post it for the hell of it. / (Reviews)

Mutual masturbation in the storage closet isn't enough for co-worker Devon. His unbalanced mind devises a way to get what he wants. Storage indeed!

Max gets lucky with some older women. / (Reviews)

The Media declared me a person of Public Interest. Now they will regret delving into my private life and making my personal information Public. Part 1 of a 2 part revenge story (perhaps 3 parts if things progress nicely)

Discovered the first thing to pop into my mind is not always the best. Can't say much more with out saying too much. / (Reviews)

An English filmmaker and his professorial wife travel to Africa to investigate a legendary tribe. Much sex as we go along, nearly all consensual, and fanciful. Forthcoming chapters will feature bukkake, huge gang bangs with a willing female, lots of oral sex, masturbation, scientific analysis, and all kinds of fun stuff. All completely fictional of course, with no chance at all of anyone mistaking it for real life.

Archaeologist finds an ancient manuscript which appears to be an instruction manual for the female sex.