Humor Stories

A Virtual Reality Tale
Falling asleep playing DQIV, I end up dreaming about the game. But, is it really a dream? I'm trapped in the game, but if this is torture - chain me to the wall! (Fanfic written as part of a challenge elsewhere)

A Swarm Cycle Story
Tribune Whitefeather decides to stickhandle a large number of volunteers. From the files of the Office of Targeted Extractions.

A humorous one-off about what finding a genie in 2010 might entail. Any parallels to real life are totally intentional.

Ordinary software developer Ian Jackson is still trapped in the videogame world. This time he finds himself in an old-fashioned 2D platformer and the sexy dragon girl waiting beyond the final level has less than pure intentions for him. Will he be able to extricate himself from this bit of bubble bother?

A young boy and his family make a sudden move to another town and he feels betrayed by his parents. He meets the woman next door as she's fighting wasps while mowing. He tries to help her, but ends up getting stung himself, in a bad place. She tends to his wounds, then when his mom comes home she tends to him even better.

Mrs. Vaughn enlists the, more or less, willing aid of her daughter to help teach her class of young men and women about female anatomy.

Semi-fictional military humor from the Iraq War. A Battalion Commander and his Command Sergeant Major on a route clearance road trip. Thank you for reading.

A young man in a hurry hits an old lady in the crosswalk (extra points? NO). She could call the police, she could sue his ass off. Instead she trades some of her loneliness for some of his time - playing board games. But there is more to this old lady than meets the eye. A tale inspired by a prompt from another writer, this story is a trifle. Nothing deep, full of angst - but maybe some humor and romance.