Humor Stories

Plant your tongue firmly in cheek and accompany our intrepid fearless Reporter, Dag as he heads out to interview '" A talking Daffodil? Warning! Reading this could make you a hopeless Romantic or crazy as a Loon. Either way '" I'm not to blame. Well..., may be a little.

Birdmen is a text version of a graphic novel. It's my take on a Batman-type heroic group who operate in Detroit during Prohibition--the era of The Purple Gang, Machine Gun Kelly, etc. They fight the mob despite corrupt cops and courts. The have a super car called Black Widow. Join them as they fight to save Detroit from destruction by the Mob.

A short story of deception to gain peace and quiet so I can sleep.

An English filmmaker and his professorial wife travel to Africa to investigate a legendary tribe. Much sex as we go along, nearly all consensual, and fanciful. Forthcoming chapters will feature bukkake, huge gang bangs with a willing female, lots of oral sex, masturbation, scientific analysis, and all kinds of fun stuff. All completely fictional of course, with no chance at all of anyone mistaking it for real life.

We are empty nesters now - if we want to be.

The Media declared me a person of Public Interest. Now they will regret delving into my private life and making my personal information Public. Part 1 of a 2 part revenge story (perhaps 3 parts if things progress nicely)

A young boy and his family make a sudden move to another town and he feels betrayed by his parents. He meets the woman next door as she's fighting wasps while mowing. He tries to help her, but ends up getting stung himself, in a bad place. She tends to his wounds, then when his mom comes home she tends to him even better.

A young man in a hurry hits an old lady in the crosswalk (extra points? NO). She could call the police, she could sue his ass off. Instead she trades some of her loneliness for some of his time - playing board games. But there is more to this old lady than meets the eye. A tale inspired by a prompt from another writer, this story is a trifle. Nothing deep, full of angst - but maybe some humor and romance.

The following is a series of corrupted tales once popular along the Silk Route. Join the cobbler Hardcok on his erotic journeys and mystical encounters, spreading his seed far and wide.

Valentines Day Contest 2024
How many people wake up in the morning and think “Today, I'll be involved in a police chase!”?