Russell Hoisington: Stories

In this humorous attempt at deliberate bad writing your beloved author faces down an irate father while armed only with blazing wit and wet underwear. Or maybe just wet underwear.

Les finds a mysterious teenaged runaway, and more, in his shower. Winner of the August 2006 Silver Clitorides Award.

Can a fifty-year-old book turn a loser into the ultimate pervert with today's children? Don't ask Norman's dog, "Kitty."

A fancy redhead pulls a fast one on th' world-famous Stories Online eeerotic writer from Texas, cmsix, thinkin' he's dumber'n sun-dried cowflop. But is ole cmsix really that dumb, or is he slicker'n vaseline on a doorknob? Y'all grab y'self a Lone Star longneck, sit back, and decide th' truth for y'all's own self.

It seemed at first like the old traveling salesman joke, but Vince learns the hard way that dreams can become nightmares, and it's not the farmer's wrath that should strike terror in your heart.

What good is getting your wish if you can never remember it?

These are parodies created while I was playing the Dungeons & Dragons© Forgotten Realms© game, "Baldur's Gate". It is not necessary to have played the game nor to have read any of the Forgotten Realms books to read these stories, but if you have, you might occasionally catch a veiled reference or a subtle pun or a blatant error. While the stories are set in the Short Coast region of the Land of the Forgotten Helms, I haven't limited myself to the Forgotten Realms or any of the D&D© worlds for source material. I steal- excuse me, I 'recycle' ideas

Shipwrecked on a deserted island with his wife, Mary, and his thirteen-year-old daughter, Alyson, Doug Bryant struggles with his dark secret. CAUTION: This is an experimental story and does NOT have my usual ending. / (Reviews)

Shipwrecked on a deserted island with his wife, Mary, and his thirteen-year-old daughter, Alyson, Doug Bryant learns about himself and about raising a daughter. This is the original concept of the previously posted story. It does not have the violent ending of the first posted version, but nevertheless it is not my usual ending.

In this flash-length (253 words) offering, Stephen's enjoyment of his daughter's best friend is unexpectedly interrupted.