Show All Tags

Humor Stories

Displaying stories 821 through 830 of 2365

< 808182
848586		 >

821 Mommy? It Bounced! Meow! by LughIldanach

Cats and sex enhance our lives, although in most unpredictable ways. Cats aren't great sexual loves, and we usually arrange certain surgery. They find other ways to exchange love. These are tales (tails?) of true sensual affection -- in no way bestiality. Would a feline SOL have a code for humanity? I promise I laughed hysterically once I stopped screaming in the true story.
[More Info]

Sex Contents: Minimal Sex | Genre: Humor
Tags: Ma/Fa, Consensual, True Story, Humor
Downloads: 1445 Votes: 75 | Score: 6.96
Size: 7KB | 1,350 words | Posted:

822 The Santa by Russell Hoisington

It's Christmas Eve, and your beloved author hears a tapping as if someone gently rapping, rapping at his fireplace door in this Edgar Allan Poe-m parody for the holiday season.
Premier members only
[More Info]

Sex Contents: No Sex | Genre: Fiction
Tags: Ma/Fa, Humor
Downloads: 1681 Votes: 28 | Score: 6.96
Size: 8KB | 1,623 words | Posted:

823 The Bus To Croweville by Joris K. Huysmans

A Story in the BBW Appreciation Universe
A late night ride on a dark bus, a young man sits down next to an attractive, chubby young lady, hmm, where could this story possibly be heading?
Premier members only
/ (Reviews)
[More Info]

Sex Contents: Much Sex | Genre: Erotica
Tags: Ma/Fa, Humor, BBW
Downloads: 5609 Votes: 160 | Score: 6.96
Size: 6KB | 1,260 words | Posted:

824 The Cosmic James Bond by aubie56

Ham Specter runs afoul of an IED and loses all but his head. Aliens convert him to a cyborg and make him one of their cosmic secret agents. This is the story of some of Ham's adventures as he helps The Center to fight the evil Octopoid organization that wants to rule all of the infinite possible universes. He has a built in AI named Honeybunch and the deadliest fingers in the cosmos. His cock is pretty useful, too.
[More Info]

Sex Contents: Some Sex | Genre: Science Fiction
Tags: Ma/Fa, Ma/ft, Consensual, Heterosexual, Fiction, Science Fiction, Humor, Superhero, Harem, Violent
Downloads: 31983 Votes: 514 | Score: 6.96
Size: 162KB | 31,645 words | Posted: Concluded:

825 Linda: the Computer-controlled Dildo by aubie56

A Linda Story
Linda goes looking for a present for her mistress. She finds what she is looking for at The Love Box, a sex store she has visited before. She gets a mind-blowing demo of the present before she heads home. // This is the second Linda story. It might help to read the other one before this one, though it is not essential.
[More Info]

Sex Contents: Stroke Story | Genre: Erotica
Tags: Ma/Fa, Consensual, Slavery, Fiction, Humor, Sex Toys
Downloads: 4175 Votes: 128 | Score: 6.96
Size: 13KB | 2,543 words | Posted:

826 A Little Imagination by dangerouslydead

Broken Hearts
Just another flash story which happens in my make believe universe where husbands never lose the battle of divorce.
[More Info]

Sex Contents: No Sex | Genre: Humor
Tags: Ma/Fa, Heterosexual, Humor, Cheating
Downloads: 9772 Votes: 609 | Score: 6.96
Size: 12KB | 2,497 words | Posted:

827 Morning People by Vinnie Tesla

Yacht Club
Vinnie's girlfriend wakes up horny, but then she has to go to work. Turns out her sister was feeling the itch too, but she also leaves before satisfying him. The only one left in the house now is their mom...
[More Info]

Sex Contents: Stroke Story | Genre: Humor
Tags: Ma/Fa, Teenagers, Humor, DomSub, Spanking, Rough, Oral Sex, Masturbation
Downloads: 4236 Votes: 68 | Score: 6.95
Size: 32KB | 5,971 words | Posted:

828 Morally Gray by Dyspneic

An epic love story becomes a tragic betrayal. If you're going to cheat on your partner, make sure he's not a 'cyber-meister.' Following a tangled and sordid relationship between a cyber sleuth and his gorgeous red-haired wife. As he learns of her dalliance with a childhood friend, he takes a deeper look inside the affairs of her affluent family, only to find that not everything is above board.
[More Info]

Sex Contents: Much Sex | Genre: BDSM
Tags: Ma/Fa, Blackmail, Consensual, Drunk/Drugged, NonConsensual, Rape, Reluctant, Romantic, Gay, BiSexual, Heterosexual, Fiction, Humor, Cheating, Cuckold, Slut Wife, RAAC, BTB, Incest, BDSM, DomSub, FemaleDom, Humiliation, Rough, Sadistic, Spanking, Torture, White Couple, Anal Sex, Cream Pie, Double Penetration, Facial, Oral Sex, Pegging, Pregnancy, Sex Toys, Voyeurism, Caution, Revenge, Violence
Downloads: 15382 Votes: 278 | Score: 6.95
Size: 183KB | 32,522 words | Posted: Concluded:

829 cmsix and the Lapdance by Russell Hoisington

A fancy redhead pulls a fast one on th' world-famous Stories Online eeerotic writer from Texas, cmsix, thinkin' he's dumber'n sun-dried cowflop. But is ole cmsix really that dumb, or is he slicker'n vaseline on a doorknob? Y'all grab y'self a Lone Star longneck, sit back, and decide th' truth for y'all's own self.
Premier members only
[More Info]

Sex Contents: No Sex | Genre: Fiction
Tags: Humor
Downloads: 3727 Votes: 115 | Score: 6.95
Size: 6KB | 1,287 words | Posted:

830 Pourne Industry by Richard the Third

Getting into the Adult Film Industry can be very fascinating. Jason, 21 years old, finds out how it all works. Although he had several girlfriends his own age, he has lucked into the side of the industry that makes you think that a son and his mother are having incestuous sex.
Premier members only
[More Info]

Sex Contents: Much Sex | Genre: Erotica
Tags: Ma/Fa, Fa/Fa, ft/ft, Mult, Consensual, NonConsensual, Reluctant, Romantic, Lesbian, BiSexual, Heterosexual, Celebrity, Humor, Incest, Mother, Son, Brother, Sister, Father, Daughter, Cousins, Uncle, Niece, Aunt, Nephew, Grand Parent, Rough, Spanking, Group Sex, Black Male, Black Female, White Male, White Female, Hispanic Female, Anal Sex, Cream Pie, Double Penetration, Exhibitionism, Fisting, Masturbation, Oral Sex, Pregnancy, Safe Sex, Tit-Fucking, Voyeurism, Babysitter, Big Breasts, Doctor/Nurse, Small Breasts, Teacher/Student
Downloads: 44758 Votes: 450 | Score: 6.94
Size: 79KB | 15,506 words | Posted: Concluded:
* Not enough votes to show score yet
< 808182
848586		 >
 

WARNING! ADULT CONTENT...

Storiesonline is for adult entertainment only. By accessing this site you declare that you are of legal age and that you agree with our Terms of Service and Privacy Policy.


Log In