Humor Stories

A Harvey Marcus Retrospective
This Retrospective brings Mr. Marcus to a new threshold: sex with a family member. Circumstances beyond his control take him out of town to visit his brother-in-law and his family. Relatively speaking, Mr. Marcus's won't-power (or willpower) has been brutally pummeled by the previous four encounters (or en-cunt-ers). Will he hold the line against incest?

One last special day before it all falls apart

What do almost 100,000 kilometers, a pair of tremendous hooters, a space station, a magic cellphone and killer parakeets have to do with each other? Just ask my Aunt Peg. Hey, it could happen.

Join John White as he travels through life from high school to middle age. John starts out as the preferred high school stud and goes from there to become a professional gigolo. He forms a company of like minded males in college and they make their fortune. His first conquest is his older sister, and she finds him other contacts. The women he meets pay well for his attention, and he quickly goes from coeds to adults. This is a sex-romp, so be prepared.

A Ladz "Local Lovelies" Story
Part of the Westmouthshire universe
He noticed her the moment she sat down on the train. She noticed him noticing. A simple trip to London turns into a whirlwind day of unexpected connections, bold confessions, and scorching chemistry when Jake meets Emma, a woman whose beauty is matched only by the complications of her past as a Ladz magazine model. Can one impulsive, passionate encounter lead to something more, or will judgment tear them apart?

A Personalia story
Part of the Personalia universe
Colonists on Rehome need furniture, and The Lownie Company is in the business of retailing,so they watch for firms on Earth heading for collapse, and buy cheap for shipping to the planet. Deals are not always easy to obtain...

Stories in the Worship Of The Butt Universe
Who's butt is the best? I was asked to judge the winner of a bet.

One young woman's hidden fantasies suddenly begin to become reality, but things don't always go as planned. Closely based on real-life experiences.

Emily goes green and likes it. Emily house-sits for her botanist neighbor and gets seduced by an enormous flowering plant in the professor's greenhouse.

Death finds "Mr. Ed."