My niece Amy's parents laughed when she told them she wanted a penis. I took a more -- uh -- experimental approach, investigating how we might get her one. Before we were done, Amy decided borrowing rather than owning was the right option for her.
April Fools Contest 2025
On April Fool’s Day, a college intern falls victim to a prank by two coworkers—though it doesn’t go as they envisioned. The intern, starting his internship at a Hollywood film studio, never anticipated what was about to unfold.
Short story written for Frank Downey's Christmas fest. A man who is alone on Christmas Eve makes a wish. You will have to read to see how it is granted.
Emily goes green and likes it. Emily house-sits for her botanist neighbor and gets seduced by an enormous flowering plant in the professor's greenhouse.