On an exploratory road trip to the east coast I found the perfect home in New Hampshire. Now, if I could buy it I'd be happy...If I could find someone to sell it...If I could find out who owns it...and what about the fine red lines surrounding the house when it's foggy? Why do most of the old men look alike and why are the women young, buxom, blond and beautiful. But, most of all, what casts the shadows on the windows?
A woman in her 30s discovers she can not only turn herself invisible but travel back in time. Using these two new powers, she goes back to literally re-discover her younger self.
If you've ever watched an 80s beach movie and thought, "This could use more existential horror, heavier satire, and a lot more bouncing," then congratulations—this book was made for you. Bikini Beach isn't just a parody. It's a celebration of the vapid, sun-drenched, neon-drenched excess of a forgotten era, when movies didn't need a plot as long as they had slow-motion jiggling and a beach party finale
April Fools Contest 2025
On April Fool’s Day, a college intern falls victim to a prank by two coworkers—though it doesn’t go as they envisioned. The intern, starting his internship at a Hollywood film studio, never anticipated what was about to unfold.