Humor Stories

A Retro Team Story
This is the THIRD story in this series. Read the others first. The Retro Team leads the fight against the mind controlling fish who have conquered a major portion of the galaxy. Can the fish stand against our heroes, even with their ability to control minds?

Look, it's not easy being god, If you think you've got problems you want to see mine. / (Reviews)

A Harvey Marcus Retrospective
This Retrospective brings Mr. Marcus to a new threshold: sex with a family member. Circumstances beyond his control take him out of town to visit his brother-in-law and his family. Relatively speaking, Mr. Marcus's won't-power (or willpower) has been brutally pummeled by the previous four encounters (or en-cunt-ers). Will he hold the line against incest?

What do almost 100,000 kilometers, a pair of tremendous hooters, a space station, a magic cellphone and killer parakeets have to do with each other? Just ask my Aunt Peg. Hey, it could happen.

A Doug and Alice Story
This is the SECOND story in the series. Doug and Alice found Rome and Alice becomes an avatar of Venus. Doug and Alice found a sex cult in order to advance their plan to civilize the world thousands of years ahead of time. / (Reviews)

An Isbardia Story
Jack and Sue, a couple of highschool seniors, get flipped by magic to a land plagued by demons, mad wizards, and vile sorceresses. They must learn to be a champion warrior and an exceptional sorceress so that they can become the rulers of the magical land of Isbardia. Join them as they fight for their lives and the lives of the good people around them. This story was inspired by some of the characters in the Diablo series of games, but bears only a vague resemblance to the game.

On an exploratory road trip to the east coast I found the perfect home in New Hampshire. Now, if I could buy it I'd be happy...If I could find someone to sell it...If I could find out who owns it...and what about the fine red lines surrounding the house when it's foggy? Why do most of the old men look alike and why are the women young, buxom, blond and beautiful. But, most of all, what casts the shadows on the windows?