Humor Stories

A Retro Team Story
This is the THIRD story in this series. Read the others first. The Retro Team leads the fight against the mind controlling fish who have conquered a major portion of the galaxy. Can the fish stand against our heroes, even with their ability to control minds?

An Isbardia Story
Jack and Sue, a couple of highschool seniors, get flipped by magic to a land plagued by demons, mad wizards, and vile sorceresses. They must learn to be a champion warrior and an exceptional sorceress so that they can become the rulers of the magical land of Isbardia. Join them as they fight for their lives and the lives of the good people around them. This story was inspired by some of the characters in the Diablo series of games, but bears only a vague resemblance to the game.

Look, it's not easy being god, If you think you've got problems you want to see mine.

A Harvey Marcus Retrospective
This Retrospective brings Mr. Marcus to a new threshold: sex with a family member. Circumstances beyond his control take him out of town to visit his brother-in-law and his family. Relatively speaking, Mr. Marcus's won't-power (or willpower) has been brutally pummeled by the previous four encounters (or en-cunt-ers). Will he hold the line against incest?

Succubus Tales Number
A short story about a young Warlock that is way in over his head. This is the first story in a series, I hope. My first try at a short story.

This is a second part to the story When. It continues the characters into married life.

What began as a simple desire to watch birds from the office window became an arms race between a determined homeowner and a squirrel of supernatural persistence. Along the way: a sword fight, a severed tail, a lesson from Vlad the Impaler, Yankee ingenuity involving a flagpole and a box wrench, and the dawning realization that the squirrel may be winning. M v. R is a comic essay about stubbornness, resourcefulness, and the humbling experience of being outsmarted by something that weighs 18oz.

An epic love story becomes a tragic betrayal. If you're going to cheat on your partner, make sure he's not a 'cyber-meister.' Following a tangled and sordid relationship between a cyber sleuth and his gorgeous red-haired wife. As he learns of her dalliance with a childhood friend, he takes a deeper look inside the affairs of her affluent family, only to find that not everything is above board.