Humor Stories

One young woman's hidden fantasies suddenly begin to become reality, but things don't always go as planned. Closely based on real-life experiences.

A story in the A Tale about Love Universe
James is at a loss on what to do with his life - a stupid HQ senior executive has destroyed his dream, and to add insult to injury is a rude and foolish Texan. What to do? He starts consulting (which ends up frustrating), Eileen gets what she wanted - he’ll work with her in her company. There are complications, but she takes his recommendation and goes to war. He survives an important golf game with the last stroke on the last hole. Jenny joins them and it seems that all is coming together.

Army Life...no really Story
A hopefully amusing story of how I helped motivate a fellow soldier during basic training

A Danielle story (8)
My name is Matt, and I work part time at a coffee shop. We've had some trouble enforcing the lockdown rules, so my boss came up with a creative solution that led to the greatest experience of my life. There was this girl - this really pretty girl - and ... well, who knew she would take the rules literally?

Charlie walks under a piano being swung into a 3rd floor window on his way to pick up his pension, paper and a bottle of milk, and wakes up standing on a cloud in front of the Pearly Gates. But accessing the Afterlife is not as as easy as it was, first you need a Password.... [an irreverent look at the serious business of death, afterlife and the dangers of messing about with "if it works...."

Any experienced emergency room (ER) will, without embarrassment or much surprise, see things that may have shocked the patient. These tails...I mean, tales...are vignettes of the sorts of things that cause one to seek medical attention to retrieve objects where they should not be. No permanent damage was encountered.

Stories in the Worship Of The Butt Universe
Who's butt is the best? I was asked to judge the winner of a bet.

Just a conversation between a man and wife

I used to not date fat chicks, because, you know, they're fat.