Valentines Day 2023 Entry
A semi-retired surf bum inherits a beach front house on Malibu and finds that he has interesting neighbors, including a reclusive former musician with eyes of the color of the sands and sea, and find that now later in life they’re both looking for a lover to court and spark.
Bernie is a tall, gawky high school kid who goofs off once too often and has to stay after gym class. Punishment? Not so much, when dawdling in the shower means he's surprised by two of his teachers, the naive white English teacher, Alice Johnson, and the shapely black guidance counselor, Liz McIntyre. They teach him a thing or two. (Celeste's score: 10, 9.5, 9.5: "A pretty good story in its own right." / (Reviews)
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Army Life...no really Story A humorous story of how a small almost platoon got assigned gate guard and how a smart NCO got it to be a more manageable number instead
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As the new High Priest, Glurg's duty is to pierce each virgin's heart with his stone knife. But the very first virgin he encounters has a different idea.
This is a different variation of the same kind of theme as "Bet Your Sweet Ass." In this one, though, the siblings are in lockdown due to coronavirus, parents and her boyfriend are quarantined elsewhere, and the brother and sister are a little slower, more hesitant in pushing their luck. A little.
Marcy learns that her husband is doing more than buying feed for the livestock when he makes his weekly run. She plots an explosive plan to deal with his indiscretion and decides to fix a few other shortcomings in the process.
I have no idea where this one came from... Sitting on the throne of repose, with my odor insulting my wife. The odor wasn't the only thing that popped out.
A Swarm Cycle Story
When things go bad... how bad can the aftermath be? This is a story in the Swarm Cycle Universe by Thinking Horndog. This is the first in a series of sleep modules transcribed to text for those of us that cannot do sleep studies. It documents "Jeeves' Folly" and how wills can really mess life up for the survivors.