Connard Wellingham: Stories

After a messy divorce I move to a different part of the country and sign up with a free-lance agency. When I'm offered a permanent job, the owner of the agency makes me a counter-offer - one I can't refuse.
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An old man finds something very strange at the end of his garden. Is it a girl or something quite out of this world? A note to readers: this story is designed to be read aloud. Please imagine that as you read.
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I break down in a small mining village and put up in the local pub with unexpected consequences.
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This fairy tale was inspired by the one told by Princess Polly in one of Amy Brooks' stories for young girls: of which, perhaps, more later. In it we discover how the prince broke the enchanted spell and won the hand of the beautiful maiden, Cymbrel.
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"Dr Mohle led a cushy life, No screaming kids, no nagging wife." If you remember this bit of doggerel you'll know what this story is about. The amoral doctor seduces an innocent virgin.
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Imagine having a genie that could make all your wildest dreams come true!! Well, that's what he claimed when he appeared in my living room in a cloud of dirty smoke. The reality turned out to be somewhat different - but interesting, nonetheless.
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A lust princess, a handsome commoner - a night to remember!
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A kidnapping with a difference. A mother and her teenage family are kidnapped and forced to submit to the sexual whims of their captors.
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This story was inspired by Noe's excellent 'Convent of the Damned'. Audrey and Susan are lost. They seek refuge in a nunnery - then they really are lost.
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52-year-old men don't get offered the chance to take part in a porn movie, do they?
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