Veronica Twizzell - Bra Maker Extraordinaire — A Universe from the Mind of Axolotl

Let's look in on a typical day at 'Susan Shaw At Discoveries' to see Veronica Twizzell - Bra Maker Extraordinaire - at work. Just the one customer this afternoon, but she's just what Veronica needs...

Loretta van der Koekhuis is a publisher of adult fiction in The Netherlands. Her life is turned upside down when she meets the characters from a book she is sent by an English author. Who'd guess such a fantastic tale could be true?

Lucinda is completely flat-chested in an office full of busty co-workers. Enough is enough! When she hears of the miracle drug, Pubertophen, she decides to take it. Can you have too much of a good thing?

You'd think that after travelling hundreds of light years that aliens would have better things to do than mess around with schoolgirl's breasts? Apparently not... And you'd think with all that technology that they'd abduct the right one. Again... apparently not... ILLUSTRATED

A year after the events in Encounter At Brownwater Sands, Emma and Zoe return to Brownwater with Emma's cousin Valerie in tow. The aliens are still there, living in their spaceship cum ladies loo. And compensation payments have gone up...

This is a sequel to both 'World Cup 98 II: Yashimoto's Daughters' and 'Editorial Licenciousness.' Miss Twizzell takes Virginia Mackerel to a convention of the International Association Of Independent Custom Foundation Garment Manufacturers (That's bra-makers to you and me!) where she meets old friend, Ursula Schouwenbrink, and Marietje - perhaps the world's biggest busted schoolgirl. But what is the South African film crew up to, and what is in the carton marked "Dried Egg Powder"?

Even Heaven has to move with the times. The Body Parts (Puberty) Division is split into Male & Female sections. For the Senior Managing Angel, Gabriel Jr, this mean redundancy (De-layering in Heaven corporate speak) and he's not happy. For the Division this means possible standardising all breast and penis sizes in the name of fairness (And efficiency). Customer research is needed and Gabriel agrees to pose as a girl and go down to take a look. There he meets God's favourite - Emily Thorpe.

All that stands in the way of a Malvolian cruiser shelling parliament is the ageing frigate, Insufferable. Can she be made ready in time? In a very un-PC country where the navy is run by women, and promotion decided on breast size, who knows what will happen. Sound Magnolia Alert!

Fluffy is a tomboy whose burgeoning breasts make a deep impression on the dad of her friend next-door...

Peregrine and Jason take to spying on the girls next door. Well, its only fair the girls get to do the same...