Humor Stories

A Ladz "Local Lovelies" Story
Part of the Westmouthshire universe
Fresh off her "Local Lovely" feature in Ladz magazine, sales negotiator Carla McGuire is craving attention. When two handsome young cleaners interrupt her late night at the office, recognising her from the photos, Carla throws caution to the wind. She's in control, she's insatiable, and she's about to turn their cleaning shift into an explicit MFM encounter that fulfils her wildest fantasies. A scorching hot short story from the Ladz Local Lovelies series.

Veronica Twizzell - Bra Maker Extraordinaire
Wimbledon 1999. Why are six tennis players suddenly growing huge breasts? Or one ball girl? Can the two doctors assigned to the task identify the cause? And maybe earn a few pennies out of it too?

What do you get when you mix a May-December marriage, a sexually frustrated, but otherwise happily married man, a loving, playful wife, a Christmas party that hubby attends as a favor to said wife, friends with a devious plan, a babysitter with her own agenda, and a mistletoe? You get what was about to happen to Jack Stevens and his life one wintry Friday night.

Ted was a fuck up. His wealthy grandfather bestowed a magical watch on Ted, one that would make anyone do what the watches' owner wanted. Follow Ted as he goes through town getting laid and getting even until he finally meets his one true love.

Libertyville’s Fourth of July picnic is a blur of hot dogs, off-key anthems, and Betsy Reynolds stuffed into a colonial corset she didn’t ask for. But when Johnny “Rocket” Malone—resident firework god and denim-clad flirt—offers her a taste of his potato salad and a whole lot more, things get explosive fast. With sparks flying overhead and limbs tangled in the grass, Betsy discovers that the real fireworks start after dark.

The story of Samson and Delilah - as not told in the Bible.

Watersports (urine play) enhances Ella and Phil's long marriage. Their son Dan, 16, catches them in their backyard; he orders, "Bitch! Take MY piss, too." Later daughter-in-law Lisa discovers them enjoying another wet 3-some outside. She's shocked, and pissed, and pisses on Ella. Lisa orders her husband (Dan's brother Tim) to plow his mom while she's blowing Phil and screwing BIL Dan. It's family fun, but there's more! Siblings. Girlfriends. The "Fountain Club?"