Humor Stories

A Ladz "Local Lovelies" Story
Part of the Westmouthshire universe
Fresh off her "Local Lovely" feature in Ladz magazine, sales negotiator Carla McGuire is craving attention. When two handsome young cleaners interrupt her late night at the office, recognising her from the photos, Carla throws caution to the wind. She's in control, she's insatiable, and she's about to turn their cleaning shift into an explicit MFM encounter that fulfils her wildest fantasies. A scorching hot short story from the Ladz Local Lovelies series.

This is a story in the Collar Club.
This is a true account of my first meeting with my master. It isn't perfect, but it is a hell of a good time.

A Naughty Nursery Rhyme
In this edition of the Randy Readers about our friends Dick and Jane, we get to see them go on an airplane! And they visit a foreign country! With different customs and traditions! Like, did you know you can protect a girl from gorillas by breeding her? I didn't either! Come along for the ride, boys and girls, and we'll have fun!

A man muses about learning from previous mistakes (Short, humour)

Social comment with a bit of humour and a bit of sex included. This is reality in the UK as it is at the moment.

Sandra and her Daughter-in-Law, Kylie share secrets and and active illicit sex life. A new novelty shop in town provides them both with new, novel experiences.

16 year old Ryann and her twin brother Connor have the condo to themselves for the weekend. At 1:34 in the morning, she is on her hands and knees in her bedroom, a huge dildo up her ass. Connor videos as she tries to fuck the damned thing. Ryann is furious that things have come to this and blames Connor for her predicament. He got hacked, not her. Why should she pay for his stupidity? Because she's a girl, of course. Paid to fuck the dildo or not, it's still humiliating.

My wife and grown up children love April Fools day pranks. This year they went too far but I got even.

Silly flash story.