Humor Stories

A Naughty Nursery Rhyme
Dick and Jane have gotten all grown up. Now it's time for them to leave the nest and go to college. But College is hard! Come along and see, so you can decide if college is right for you.

A choose your own adventure style story written for my friend Birdie. Think a kinky episode of Scooby Doo.

This story originated in a defunct naturist fiction forum about six years ago. At that time, it stalled out after some 10 postings with a rather ambiguous scene in the exercise room and afterwards, in a disco. I took the story, cleaned up the rough edges, removed some overly "colourful" (and totally unnecessary) descriptions, (in some cases, I also rounded out some scenes to make them flow better & make the characters' behaviour more normal) and furnished a logical ending for the story.

A fun quickie about a horny couple that cheats.

A short tale of summers hopes. London is having a heat wave at the moment, the imagination gets either cooked, or fried. Enjoy either way.

Joy is a relay operator. But what she really wants to do is act. And fuck.

A story from the 'Family Lovin' in the Parishes' Universe
Teen needs to marry his aunt and adopt her spinster daughters at their tourist dairy farm on the island of Thigh-Land. Same setting as 'Farmer Frannie the Family Fanny' and 'Mama's Patrons.' You should read one or both of those first. CAUTION: Characters make and eat special cheeses, 'Boobie Brie' and 'Pecker Peccorino'.

What Grusha and Violet didn’t do next…