Humor Stories

Well, I watched the 1966 "Thunderbirds Are Go!" movie Sunday afternoon. This popped into my head and it wouldn't let go until I wrote it out. Kind of a pain, really. There are other things I should be doing. Note: I am not a Thunderbirds! superfan or anything. There was no attempt to stay within canonical events or relationships.

This is a story in the Collar Club.
This is a true account of my first meeting with my master. It isn't perfect, but it is a hell of a good time.

A Story in the SexualRevolutionaries Universe
What happens when Jewish guilt meets Catholic guilt, on a honeymoon in San Francisco where no one knows you? What is the proper etiquette for when you forget to put away your vibrators and the hotel lines them up and puts chocolates on the tips? What happens when she tries out for a strip club? Do they have futures with polyamory and sensuous BDSM?

He was the most powerful man in the world — yet everyone called him a beggar. Ethan Blackthorn hides a terrifying secret: he is the Dragon Lord, a being of unimaginable power who has consumed a dragon and commands forces that could shake empires. But when a forced marriage binds him to the icy, breathtaking beauty Serena Blake, he chooses to play the part of a worthless husband... for now...

What's a good old redneck hillbilly do when he finds a mother and daughter in need? Y'all got that right the first guess.

A Ladz "Local Lovelies" Story
Part of the Westmouthshire universe
Fresh off her "Local Lovely" feature in Ladz magazine, sales negotiator Carla McGuire is craving attention. When two handsome young cleaners interrupt her late night at the office, recognising her from the photos, Carla throws caution to the wind. She's in control, she's insatiable, and she's about to turn their cleaning shift into an explicit MFM encounter that fulfils her wildest fantasies. A scorching hot short story from the Ladz Local Lovelies series.

A Naughty Nursery Rhyme
In this edition of the Randy Readers about our friends Dick and Jane, we get to see them go on an airplane! And they visit a foreign country! With different customs and traditions! Like, did you know you can protect a girl from gorillas by breeding her? I didn't either! Come along for the ride, boys and girls, and we'll have fun!