Humor Stories

Have you ever wondered what goes on in your local adult book store when nobody is watching over the toys?

You know you've done it. A really awful chunk of erotica popped up on your screen. You rolled your eyes and started talking back to it. That's what this is all about. Taking cheezy erotica, and giving it the whipping it deserves! In the spirit of MST3K, Cheezy Sexual Theatre 3000 is now on the air!

The age old dance of seduction is handled with an all dialogue conversation. Might be a fun read. Gives new meaning to the saying, "To make a long story short....

A fan-fic fantasy. Loosely based on some entertainment figures, and what happened when they resumed their long standing casual relationship after one of them divorces.

We take a brief detour from "Dots and Dashes of Color" (after Chapter 9) to explore the deep meaning of the Festival of The Green, St. Patrick's Day. Mr. Marcus goes after an Irish lass who perpetrated violence on his dear sweet Annie, and runs into a bride's maid green with jealousy. We know who drove the snakes from Ireland, but what motivates Mr. Marcus to drive his snake into young women? I present the cir-cum-stantial evidence...

Jimmy Joe has a lot of time on his hands now to ruminate about his life and his wife, and why he didn't just cowboy-up and keep his mouth shut - a short toy story. This is as close to a genre story as you'll ever see from me.

Description: Husband teases his wife about getting nookie in heaven and even in hell, too. They both die and he finds his beloved wife in heaven where he gets his nookie from her and many others. He is greeted with a huge shock after ending his first day in nookie heaven.