Humor Stories

A Ladz "Local Lovelies" Story
Part of the Westmouthshire universe
Fresh off her "Local Lovely" feature in Ladz magazine, sales negotiator Carla McGuire is craving attention. When two handsome young cleaners interrupt her late night at the office, recognising her from the photos, Carla throws caution to the wind. She's in control, she's insatiable, and she's about to turn their cleaning shift into an explicit MFM encounter that fulfils her wildest fantasies. A scorching hot short story from the Ladz Local Lovelies series.

A brother and sister prepare to go to a body paint contest. Mom is horrified that they they are spreading paint all over each other. Then Mom decides she had better go and chaperon things. David Lloyd, where are you when I need you?

Running out of heating oil in Hell is not a good idea.

The British Embassy in Kolin is anxious to ensure that trade with the Kushtians goes on, even if this means taking some unusual steps.

This is my take on some of the funny things that women do when encountering the OBGYN. It's a WANK story 100%! I have strategically placed a few scenes in here that everyone should enjoy! So, pull out your cock, or pull your panties to the side, get your GOOD HAND ready, and check out my story!

Veronica Twizzell - Bra Maker Extraordinaire
Wimbledon 1999. Why are six tennis players suddenly growing huge breasts? Or one ball girl? Can the two doctors assigned to the task identify the cause? And maybe earn a few pennies out of it too?

Inaccuracies cause Accuracy

The story of Samson and Delilah - as not told in the Bible.