A bit of fan fiction in the Worst Witch universe. Ethel Hallow has some sexually nefarious plans for her young rival Mildred Hubble, but Enid Nightshade has plans of her own.
He was a dirty pervert. His mother told him every day from the time she caught him masturbating at age twelve until he moved to get away from her. The girl of his dreams called him a pervert after she caught him ogling her near naked body as she tried to get a tan on her balcony. Then she ran over him and things got better.
A story where hard physics K3 god tech meets morally bankrupt idiots who wield said technology. Every scientific detail is triple checked for accuracy, hard science meets dick jokes and juvenile insanity.
Klivan the stone giant needed a favor from Argeia, the renowned cyclops smith. To prove his worth, he wrestled his way to respect... and into to her bed! Now, using the powerful mask she crafted for him, he faces a fearsome lamia femme fatale and her fetching friends!
What do you get when you mix a May-December marriage, a sexually frustrated, but otherwise happily married man, a loving, playful wife, a Christmas party that hubby attends as a favor to said wife, friends with a devious plan, a babysitter with her own agenda, and a mistletoe? You get what was about to happen to Jack Stevens and his life one wintry Friday night.
A story in the Birthday Wish Consequences Universe
Nicholas Durant discovers, through a birthday wish, that he is not only Roma, but also the nephew of a Roma witch. His Aunt Tessa blessed his wish secretly to make it happen, no matter what, and since he wished for the power whatever he liked, the world was his oyster. Watch the young Roma lad take over first his own family, and then the whole enchilada, the planet.