Humor Stories

He was a dirty pervert. His mother told him every day from the time she caught him masturbating at age twelve until he moved to get away from her. The girl of his dreams called him a pervert after she caught him ogling her near naked body as she tried to get a tan on her balcony. Then she ran over him and things got better.

A Naughty Nursery Rhyme
In this edition of the Randy Readers about our friends Dick and Jane, we get to see them go on an airplane! And they visit a foreign country! With different customs and traditions! Like, did you know you can protect a girl from gorillas by breeding her? I didn't either! Come along for the ride, boys and girls, and we'll have fun!

A husband learns how to control his shrew wife. All he needs is a good imagination... and his buddy's big cock.

A story where hard physics K3 god tech meets morally bankrupt idiots who wield said technology. Every scientific detail is triple checked for accuracy, hard science meets dick jokes and juvenile insanity.

First, Ian's fiancee, Desiree, wanted to re-open their relationship, much to his delight. Then he found family that he never knew that he had and became a very rich man, thanks to an heiress in said family. Then he became Almighty God. Yes, he wasn't dreaming! This really was the week from Heaven!

Klivan the stone giant needed a favor from Argeia, the renowned cyclops smith. To prove his worth, he wrestled his way to respect... and into to her bed! Now, using the powerful mask she crafted for him, he faces a fearsome lamia femme fatale and her fetching friends!

Cocky 20-yo Bennett jets off to London for a wild semester abroad only to walk into his new flat and meet George; his tall, broad-shouldered, posh British crew-captain roommate. What starts as flirty banter dangerously tempts Bennett alongside the escapades he has planned across Europe during his study abroad...

Flynn hoped his life of humiliation under the tyranny of his overbearing stepfather would end when he reached his 18th birthday. It didn't. Crossing that milestone only brought him to the strange world of his new boarding school. Within its walls were a coven of witches, a succubus, assorted monsters of indescribable species, and... of course... werewolves. He'd thought he had no privacy before. Now his privacy, and his body, are being continually violated in ways he could never have imagined.

A story in the Sexual Politics Universe
An Entry in the Contest Contest Contest :)
The most arrogant members of his country club want him to enter his wife into a contest. The prize - over a thousand dollars plus bragging rights. Should he do it? How bad does he want it?