You know you've done it. A really awful chunk of erotica popped up on your screen. You rolled your eyes and started talking back to it. That's what this is all about. Taking cheezy erotica, and giving it the whipping it deserves! In the spirit of MST3K, Cheezy Sexual Theatre 3000 is now on the air!
The age old dance of seduction is handled with an all dialogue conversation. Might be a fun read. Gives new meaning to the saying, "To make a long story short....
Just a little something inspired both by some very good stories I'm reading and a comment by Black Rose regarding the "Insta-Boob-O-Matic". A bit more than a flash story but very short for a short story. I sincerely hope that you all enjoy my second genre spoof and that it doesn't offend any of the authors who write in this genre.
Description: Husband teases his wife about getting nookie in heaven and even in hell, too. They both die and he finds his beloved wife in heaven where he gets his nookie from her and many others. He is greeted with a huge shock after ending his first day in nookie heaven.
Surelick Homes prepares the Dr. Phallus "bait" with the help of the big-busted prostitute, Maizie, Dr. Whatsin's tutor in how to "... walk like a girl, talk like a girl, be like a girl, my son!" Yeah, the game is quickly afoot; a mincing, prancing, sashaying foot to be sure, but still afoot...