Humor Stories

A story in the Pounder Gott Universe
A festive surprise turns into a lesson on respect when Kathy Joy's son presents her with an unexpected gift, leaving her embarrassed and questioning their relationship dynamics. Can she find a way to teach him a valuable lesson without damaging their bond?

Nicole woke early on Christmas Day, noises in the living room. It was just Santa, but who knew he was such a pervy old elf? (I know its a bit late, unless of course you observe Orthodox Christmas, which was yesterday :)

Jimmy Joe has a lot of time on his hands now to ruminate about his life and his wife, and why he didn't just cowboy-up and keep his mouth shut - a short toy story. This is as close to a genre story as you'll ever see from me.

A school nativity play presents a problem for the boy selected to play the Virgin Mary - he can't find a bra big enough! Fortunately he has the help of his *big* sister...

You know you've done it. A really awful chunk of erotica popped up on your screen. You rolled your eyes and started talking back to it. That's what this is all about. Taking cheezy erotica, and giving it the whipping it deserves! In the spirit of MST3K, Cheezy Sexual Theatre 3000 is now on the air!

The age old dance of seduction is handled with an all dialogue conversation. Might be a fun read. Gives new meaning to the saying, "To make a long story short....

A fan-fic fantasy. Loosely based on some entertainment figures, and what happened when they resumed their long standing casual relationship after one of them divorces.

We take a brief detour from "Dots and Dashes of Color" (after Chapter 9) to explore the deep meaning of the Festival of The Green, St. Patrick's Day. Mr. Marcus goes after an Irish lass who perpetrated violence on his dear sweet Annie, and runs into a bride's maid green with jealousy. We know who drove the snakes from Ireland, but what motivates Mr. Marcus to drive his snake into young women? I present the cir-cum-stantial evidence...

A Harvey Marcus Retrospective
This Retrospective is my Fourth Episode, bringing Mr. Marcus to a new boundary condition: sex with a co-worker. It wouldn't be the last time, but it was the first. The rest were merely copies.