Bud wins Big 'Uns magazine in a poker game, the catch he has to find his own girls, with out any money, If they won't pose for free, he'll have to make them.
Their night was going to be so perfect. Finally, just the two of them alone and away from the children. Then the dreaded phone call, pulling him immediately away to work. As she entered the evening by herself she felt so alone. She had no idea of what lay waiting outside in the darkness.
Farmgirl becomes Matron of her family and does what she needs to do, by letting her father and brothers use her butt. This story obviously includes lots of anal incest. Granny Gert is elderly and a little disturbing, but makes the boys appreciate Fran's fanny even more.
Description: Husband teases his wife about getting nookie in heaven and even in hell, too. They both die and he finds his beloved wife in heaven where he gets his nookie from her and many others. He is greeted with a huge shock after ending his first day in nookie heaven.
Surelick Homes prepares the Dr. Phallus "bait" with the help of the big-busted prostitute, Maizie, Dr. Whatsin's tutor in how to "... walk like a girl, talk like a girl, be like a girl, my son!" Yeah, the game is quickly afoot; a mincing, prancing, sashaying foot to be sure, but still afoot...
Just a little something inspired both by some very good stories I'm reading and a comment by Black Rose regarding the "Insta-Boob-O-Matic". A bit more than a flash story but very short for a short story. I sincerely hope that you all enjoy my second genre spoof and that it doesn't offend any of the authors who write in this genre.