Humor Stories

Mother Maude takes good care of the poor tykes under her roof - but her maids take even better care of them.

Surelick Homes prepares the Dr. Phallus "bait" with the help of the big-busted prostitute, Maizie, Dr. Whatsin's tutor in how to "... walk like a girl, talk like a girl, be like a girl, my son!" Yeah, the game is quickly afoot; a mincing, prancing, sashaying foot to be sure, but still afoot...

Just a little something inspired both by some very good stories I'm reading and a comment by Black Rose regarding the "Insta-Boob-O-Matic". A bit more than a flash story but very short for a short story. I sincerely hope that you all enjoy my second genre spoof and that it doesn't offend any of the authors who write in this genre.

Our heroine is 14 and knows nothing about sex, which is kind of unusual considering how much sex she actually has. Covering most of the story codes this tale is one of Mr Slot's wettest tales ever.
A submision for the Conjugate Naive Nympho Challenge.

All my life, I had the feeling that I was somehow wrong in being an angel. I'd always had certain desires that seemed strange for a celestial being. Even as a cherub, when I saw the Seraphim soaring upward ... my impulse was to go down! But finally, I thought I saw what part in the Lord's grand plan I was to play. No doubt, you've heard all about that apple business, only you've never heard my side of the story!