Humor Stories

Flynn hoped his life of humiliation under the tyranny of his overbearing stepfather would end when he reached his 18th birthday. It didn't. Crossing that milestone only brought him to the strange world of his new boarding school. Within its walls were a coven of witches, a succubus, assorted monsters of indescribable species, and... of course... werewolves. He'd thought he had no privacy before. Now his privacy, and his body, are being continually violated in ways he could never have imagined.

Two girls decide to rent a porn video instead of going out.

Completely true story, with only identifying information changed, which is part of why I don't assume the U.S. Intelligence Community runs the world. The Luff was the sex that one of my colleagues wasn't giving to his wife. Once we got to know her, we understood, especially the former intelligence official that felt her wrath. No actual sex -- she wasn't unattractive, but her behavior would make both Chuck Norris and Monty Python run away.

LeMarquis: strip club evolving to erotic art
Part of the Sexual Revolutionaries universe
Charley is an anthropologist coming of age, not in Margaret Mead's Samoa but in the even more dangerous wilds of Washington, DC. His mother is also an anthropologist, who has a second career as a high-mileage nude dancer in a DC strip club. How will they deal with his virginity? What does coming of age mean?

Zany Judge Fudge sounds his gavel as he goes into session to try a most unusual case, involving strange erotic doings down on Wildcat Creek. A bumbling Attorney determined to elicit testimony from a reluctant Witness. And the Witness, who eventually finds a way... An all dialogue romp through the legal system. More fun than a ride in a convertible with the top down.

Nicole woke early on Christmas Day, noises in the living room. It was just Santa, but who knew he was such a pervy old elf? (I know its a bit late, unless of course you observe Orthodox Christmas, which was yesterday :)

Jimmy Joe has a lot of time on his hands now to ruminate about his life and his wife, and why he didn't just cowboy-up and keep his mouth shut - a short toy story. This is as close to a genre story as you'll ever see from me.

A school nativity play presents a problem for the boy selected to play the Virgin Mary - he can't find a bra big enough! Fortunately he has the help of his *big* sister...