You know you've done it. A really awful chunk of erotica popped up on your screen. You rolled your eyes and started talking back to it. That's what this is all about. Taking cheezy erotica, and giving it the whipping it deserves! In the spirit of MST3K, Cheezy Sexual Theatre 3000 is now on the air!
Sex Contents: Some Sex | Genre: Humor Tags: Ma/Fa, Humor Votes: 14 | Score: 6.10 Size: 36KB / 7,073 words | Downloads: 2159 Posted:
The age old dance of seduction is handled with an all dialogue conversation. Might be a fun read. Gives new meaning to the saying, "To make a long story short....
Sex Contents: Some Sex | Genre: Romantic Tags: Ma/Fa, Consensual, Romantic, Heterosexual, Humor Votes: 37 | Score: 6.10 Size: 4KB / 883 words | Downloads: 1259 Posted:
A fan-fic fantasy.
Loosely based on some entertainment figures, and what happened when they resumed their long standing casual relationship after one of them divorces.
Sex Contents: Some Sex | Genre: Erotica Tags: Ma/Fa, Consensual, Fan Fiction, Humor, Anal Sex Votes: 21 | Score: 6.10 Size: 5KB / 1,057 words | Downloads: 835 Posted:
We take a brief detour from "Dots and Dashes of Color" (after Chapter 9) to explore the deep meaning of the Festival of The Green, St. Patrick's Day. Mr. Marcus goes after an Irish lass who perpetrated violence on his dear sweet Annie, and runs into a bride's maid green with jealousy. We know who drove the snakes from Ireland, but what motivates Mr. Marcus to drive his snake into young women? I present the cir-cum-stantial evidence...
Sex Contents: Stroke Story | Genre: Erotica Tags: Ma/Fa, Consensual, Reluctant, Drunk/Drugged, Humor, Safe Sex, Oral Sex Votes: 67 | Score: 6.10 Size: 33KB / 6,131 words | Downloads: 2502 Posted:
This Retrospective is my Fourth Episode, bringing Mr. Marcus to a new boundary condition: sex with a co-worker. It wouldn't be the last time, but it was the first. The rest were merely copies.
Sex Contents: Much Sex | Genre: Erotica Tags: Ma/Fa, Consensual, Reluctant, Coercion, Humor, Safe Sex, Oral Sex Votes: 103 | Score: 6.10 Size: 12KB / 2,430 words | Downloads: 3557 Posted:
Farm boy is horrified that he has to marry his aunt, until he meets the beauty and her pretty daughters. They milk breasts and penises on their beachfront tourist dairy. Same setting as "Farmer Frannie, Family Fanny" with different characters.
Sex Contents: Some Sex | Genre: Incest Tags: mt/ft, mt/Fa, Consensual, Lesbian, BiSexual, Heterosexual, Fiction, Farming, Humor, Sharing, Incest, Mother, Daughter, Cousins, Aunt, Nephew, Food, Lactation, Oral Sex, Public Sex Votes: 41 | Score: 6.09 Size: 13KB / 2,563 words | Downloads: 2165 Posted:
A gladiatorial combat between two Amazon warriors - as brought to you by sports commentators. NB: the minimal sex is really minimal; I coded it that way just-in-case...
Sex Contents: Minimal Sex | Genre: Fantasy Tags: Fa/Fa, Fiction, Humor, Snuff, Violent Votes: 35 | Score: 6.09 Size: 11KB / 2,048 words | Downloads: 1297 Posted: