Humor Stories

He was her man - most of the time.

This is a Victorian Cautionary Tale concerning two young people married to each other by order of their fathers, and for business reasons. Their wedding night, and subsequent events prove difficult for the uninformed youngsters, but they are helped by an older lady's maid.

Somebody's got to sign their camp physicals.

Going after your dreams sometimes costs you everything

A Dear Stepdaddy Story
As the "Dear Stepdaddy" advice columnist, I receive more inquiries about one topic than any other -- the proper method for spanking teenaged girls (a large proportion of these questions come from the girls themselves). Rather than constantly repeating myself, I've decided to post this helpful guide.

She said she was going to take a lover. I did not even hesitate before I answered. I said "OK."

Alicia and Ken have worked together 2 years. Ken finally asks his skittish coworker to lunch. She says no, then reluctantly changes her mind. He's not her type, and she is definitely not his. Lunch is strained, and when he asks her on a date for Friday night, she refuses. But again, she unexpectedly relents. It's an exasperating night for them both, which nonetheless ends well.

Penny and I witness a woman, who has all the appearance of being an upstanding citizen, wheel a trolley past the tills without paying, loaded up with booze.