Humor Stories

It starts with the usual spring tick advisory. Then Helen swears one lands on her neck in in her own driveway. Earl starts telling his “dive bomber” stories again. People laugh. Someone jokes, “When ticks fly.” By August, nobody is laughing anymore.

She’s the moon. He’s a library assistant. The books moan, the lights flicker, and someone’s overdue for a cosmic orgasm. When Mona crashes into Earth in virginal human form and lands a job shelving steamy romances, she expects peace and quiet, not toe-curling sex in the stacks. But Theo’s got a barcoded smirk and hands that know how to file her under “needs it now.” It’s celestial chaos and steamy chemistry.

I lovely young girl with a wild imagination creates a past for herself

This is a Victorian Cautionary Tale concerning two young people married to each other by order of their fathers, and for business reasons. Their wedding night, and subsequent events prove difficult for the uninformed youngsters, but they are helped by an older lady's maid.

The dialectic is a deep philosophical concept used, among others, by Hegel and Marx. It can be applied, as well, to the role of miniskirts and how best to appreciate them. At least, I thought so when they first appeared. It was, of course, a purely academic exercise to appreciate them and their wearers -- and actually did give cultural insight.

I hope you enjoy this eclectic collection of three (3) short stories. “My First Time Story,” A young boy’s encounter with his former teacher. “Imagination,” Mom gets caught up in her son and his friend’s games. And “Butt Fucked” A mother and her children are on a nature walk when two young boys decide to harass them.