Jack and I had gotten away with the perfect murder, so why did I feel so shitty? And, as Jack had said, "The bitch deserved it!" She did, if anyone did, so why did I feel so shitty? The police were at a complete dead end, no closer now to solving it than they were last week. So why did I feel so shitty? I just did is all.
The luscious, highly oversexed Malomar Twine. My Malomar Twine. Our Malomar Twine. That Malomar Twine! Maybe that's why I feel so shitty . . .
Megan and Mark begin a camping trip to the cabin in the mountains. Cabin set up and hot memories of romantic conversations and relationship philosophy, as well as hot sex, are a backdrop to the romance of a well-nurtured relationship. "Worth the read," reported to be "good stroking material for people with an intellect."
Profoundly pretentious Sir Lysander is full of himself, and looking to fill a lady's orifices. A single mother chef is willing. Will her rebellious daughter scare him off, or win his heart?
Matthew was recruited his freshman year in prep school. The program assures free college tuition to the school of his choice, including graduate school. His only contribution to the 8-year long recruitment is the use of his mouth, whenever asked. Gay, Matthew still needs to consider the offer carefully. OK, sure. Let's go for it.
After an exhibition tournament, our Russian tennis queen suddenly loses control over her walk of life as she joins the toy collection of an old fashioned Middle Eastern ruler. Once the true magnitude of the plans around her sinks in, she seriously questions some of her career choices, which provoked this terrible "Tennis Teen Terrorism". Will years of sports psychology help her through the multitude of harassments ahead of her, and will she eventually escape out of the hands of her tormentors?
Hilda Humper & Friends
Balloon breasted and highly sexed Hilda Humper's prudish sister comes to visit and threatens to interfere with her family's fun and games.
It is time for Sadie to get hitched and she is raring to go on her special day. The bachelors are all lined up and ready to run to avoid a lifetime of marriage. Sadie intends for this year to be her last year of hunting down a husband.