Humor Stories

Story of Celeste's (no longer <sigh>) temporary withdrawal from reviewing Internet erotica.

A guy that thinks he's going to the beach with a female co-worker and her family gets a surprise. She pretends she's sick and then when her family leave, she talks the guy into going skinny dipping in her pool and then she seduces him.

Inspired by a number of first attempts at mind control stories, in this spoof, a young teen awakens one morning to find that things are different and that those changes will improve his life. Winner of the 2003 Black Dragon Award for "Best Mind Control Short Story". / (Reviews)

A witty and irreverant spoof of a great detective and his faithful assistant, Dr. Whatsin. There's buggering afoot as well as the game. In this opening salvo, Surelick and Whatsin enjoy the pleasures of Mrs. Handson, Homes' landlady. Then Homes and Whatsin prepare a trap for the evil Dr. Phallus, a perverted kidnapper of young women. But, is Dr. Whatsin up to the rough task Homes has in mind? Will Dr. Whatsin take the bait or be the bait? Time will tell after the game's afoot.

A 1300 word anecdotal, true-story essay. College. I needed rent money. A quick flip through the local paper, I came upon an ad requesting a nude model. The tale of how I got in over my head...no pun intended.

A man and two women are transformed by a sexual hell. A bit dark, but funny too. Set in my home town, not the hell part, hehe. Think of what teenage boys dream about and you can imagine how they are transformed.