Humor Stories

The Cream of Sheba is a familiar name to anyone who frequents Internet sex sites. His stories of sex and, well, sex are popular with an audience hungry for stories dripping with women with huge breasts, variants on conventional coupling, and, of course, sex. But what is the Cream of Sheba really like in real life?

Stories in the Worship Of The Butt Universe
A quick flash story. Michael Loucks advised me to dump my muses block by finishing off some of my shorter stories and get them out of the way. One down, sixteen to go! I caught them. His butt was right there. What else could I do. Chirp Chirp

Broken Hearts
A "cheating" wife tried to subdue her husband. Since this is just a piece of fiction, the impossible happened - the husband was smarter.

A story in the Sexual Politics Universe
This is not the same old 'loving wife' story. Is he a cuckold wimp? Is she a slut whore? Does he get revenge? Do they split? Enter to learn the answers / (Reviews)

Dear _______ , You’ll probably never read this. You might even be dead. But I was just thinking about you. I was just thinking about how we used to be best friends.

Modeled somewhat after the Broadway play, this erotic romp races through the lives of highly-skilled women as they entertain power brokers, from Congressmen to foreign dignitaries, each with their own style of kink. Will the new, innocent girl, Gay, survive the challenges thrown her way? And what of the doctor and his mind control experiments, and who is this mysterious Mr. Horse? EXTREME!

WARNING: Enter at your own risk. This is either not a story or it's hundreds, nay, thousands of stories. The Incest-o-matic is a do-it-yourself project, allowing you to construct two standard characters and select from every incest plot ever used on the Internet. In other words, it's a joke, son. Or daughter, as the gender may be. No sex. Not a bit. Well, unless you count 15 uses of the word "fuck."