Humor Stories

A story in the Naked Alien Girlfriend Universe
A young woman of part Alien Ancestry is on her way to join the convent, believing she is free of her people's misfortune of being allergic to clothing. But fate has other plans for her. Set a century after the main timeline of the series, this is a short silly entry into ENF that sets the stage for our future heroine's journey.

WARNING: Enter at your own risk. This is either not a story or it's hundreds, nay, thousands of stories. The Incest-o-matic is a do-it-yourself project, allowing you to construct two standard characters and select from every incest plot ever used on the Internet. In other words, it's a joke, son. Or daughter, as the gender may be. No sex. Not a bit. Well, unless you count 15 uses of the word "fuck."

After George suffers from a really rough breakup, Elaine stays behind to console him. Well, as nicely as she can anyway.

Bangladeshi policeman Harris Hossain is dumped by his girlfriend for becoming the mistress of a Pakistani tycoon. Meanwhile, Bangladeshi police receive information about Gandhi Modi, the mastermind of an Indian crime syndicate. Modi is growing marijuana in Muar, Malaysia, and exporting it to Thailand to support his criminal organization, known as the King of Brahmins. Hossain plans to infiltrate the group as an illegal foreign worker to gather evidence and arrest them.

Ida is used for new and exciting duties around the ranch. She also gets a lesson with the bullwhip.

Stories in the Worship Of The Butt Universe
A quick flash story. Michael Loucks advised me to dump my muses block by finishing off some of my shorter stories and get them out of the way. One down, sixteen to go! I caught them. His butt was right there. What else could I do. Chirp Chirp

Some attire shouldn't go out of style.