Humor Stories

A Story in the Quickies Universe
Back in 2000, I had a roommate. We were both in a few online clubs through Yahoo! and every now and then after I got home from work, I'd get online and just post this really bizarre, off the wall stuff. I was bored and needed to calm down after a stressful day. Anyway, my roommate would usually read over my shoulder and throw in her thoughts here and there. On one particular night, I told her to help me come up with something completely out of the ordinary, and this story is the result.

An alien has orders to conquer Earth. Nobody told him anything about the dangers of ginger pop and earth women.

The Y-Men are a group of superheroes, the likes of which you probably haven't seen before. Join them in the most fearsome struggle of their careers.

A young man solicits help on manging his superheroine girlfrined's career

In 1977 or 1978, someone in the audience at a Suicide show told Alan and Martin to go fuck themselves. They did.