Humor Stories

LeMarquis: strip club evolving to erotic art
Part of the Sexual Revolutionaries universe
Charley is an anthropologist coming of age, not in Margaret Mead's Samoa but in the even more dangerous wilds of Washington, DC. His mother is also an anthropologist, who has a second career as a high-mileage nude dancer in a DC strip club. How will they deal with his virginity? What does coming of age mean?

Zany Judge Fudge sounds his gavel as he goes into session to try a most unusual case, involving strange erotic doings down on Wildcat Creek. A bumbling Attorney determined to elicit testimony from a reluctant Witness. And the Witness, who eventually finds a way... An all dialogue romp through the legal system. More fun than a ride in a convertible with the top down.

Nicole woke early on Christmas Day, noises in the living room. It was just Santa, but who knew he was such a pervy old elf? (I know its a bit late, unless of course you observe Orthodox Christmas, which was yesterday :)

Jimmy Joe has a lot of time on his hands now to ruminate about his life and his wife, and why he didn't just cowboy-up and keep his mouth shut - a short toy story. This is as close to a genre story as you'll ever see from me.

A school nativity play presents a problem for the boy selected to play the Virgin Mary - he can't find a bra big enough! Fortunately he has the help of his *big* sister...

Rob and Kim, both came out of a previous relationship with rarely any intimacy. They met each other by chance on a tropical vacation and started exploring a new kind of sexuality when they moved in together....A very wet and golden story. I had this story floating around my mind, completely fictional...or is it? The first part is more an introduction and slowly evolves into wet and wild surprises which will come in the next chapters, about 12 in total. Hope you like it.....

A story in the Lovin Family in the Parishes Universe
Farmgirl becomes Matron of her family and does what she needs to do, by letting her father and brothers use her butt. This story obviously includes lots of anal incest. Granny Gert is elderly and a little disturbing, but makes the boys appreciate Fran's fanny even more.

Set in a future where anything is allowed on television, the most popular game show is "Go for It!" Where contestants are given sexual challenges for cash and prizes.

The story of Samson and Delilah - as not told in the Bible.

Chelsea Miller is a 25-year-old Makeup Artist. She cohabitates with her boyfriend Aston whom she hopes to marry one day. However, Ashton does not have plans to be tied down to any one woman. He feels variety is the spice of life and lives to his motto. One day, Chelsea arrives home early from work she gets to witness her boyfriend of five years sexing two women in their bed. She threatens to leave. Find out what happens when Chelsea heads to Pleasure Island and goes buck wild.