Our heroine is 14 and knows nothing about sex, which is kind of unusual considering how much sex she actually has. Covering most of the story codes this tale is one of Mr Slot's wettest tales ever. A submision for the Conjugate Naive Nympho Challenge.
William is depressed because his mum won't perform artistic striptease in school assembly and he's being teased by his friends. She's a coward, they say. All the other mothers have done it, even puny Alan Saddington's mum. Dorinda Lane tries to help. She's a friend and tomboy; but she knows what boys like. "I could strip for you," she says. "But you'd have to order me like you're a dictator and I'm your prisoner and we're in the boiler house where no one can hear, and I'm hanging by my arms."
Two lesbians play a special game with their lover on Christmas Eve that she'll never forget! Let's just say that the game involves a blindfold, handcuffs and a bottle of wine.
Veronica Twizzell - Bra Maker Extraordinaire
You'd think that after travelling hundreds of light years that aliens would have better things to do than mess around with schoolgirl's breasts? Apparently not... And you'd think with all that technology that they'd abduct the right one. Again... apparently not... ILLUSTRATED