What do you get when you mix a May-December marriage, a sexually frustrated, but otherwise happily married man, a loving, playful wife, a Christmas party that hubby attends as a favor to said wife, friends with a devious plan, a babysitter with her own agenda, and a mistletoe? You get what was about to happen to Jack Stevens and his life one wintry Friday night.
Completely true story, with only identifying information changed, which is part of why I don't assume the U.S. Intelligence Community runs the world. The Luff was the sex that one of my colleagues wasn't giving to his wife. Once we got to know her, we understood, especially the former intelligence official that felt her wrath. No actual sex -- she wasn't unattractive, but her behavior would make both Chuck Norris and Monty Python run away.
Veronica Twizzell - Bra Maker Extraordinaire
Wimbledon 1999. Why are six tennis players suddenly growing huge breasts? Or one ball girl? Can the two doctors assigned to the task identify the cause? And maybe earn a few pennies out of it too?
A short little story that I used to get rid of writer's block. Warning, it does contain incest and is meant to be slightly humorous, whether I succeeded or not remains to be seen. Reginald is a fat, spoiled prince and needs to be taught how to debauched the ladies. Is the Queen the answer?
Billy Johnston a High school student is all set to give up on women since everyone is seemingly taken. He adopts a horny Collie bitch and 'marries it'. Then he gets a few suprises when he goes to Chemistry class and a party. Has he found his Human soul mate as well?