Nicole woke early on Christmas Day, noises in the living room. It was just Santa, but who knew he was such a pervy old elf? (I know its a bit late, unless of course you observe Orthodox Christmas, which was yesterday :)
When my ex-co-pilot disappeared without explanation on a planet on the outer rim of the Galaxy, I felt obligated to visit my old home planet to find out why. Warning, this story contains one of the worst puns in the known universe.
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Like "One Morning at 214 Clitlick," this is a Monty Python inspired story. It is therefore a tad silly. This one was inspired by an actual Python sketch.
Hilda Humper & Friends
Balloon breasted and highly sexed Hilda Humper's prudish sister comes to visit and threatens to interfere with her family's fun and games.
For every line, paragraph, and idea that lives to be published, a dozen others are stillborn. But what happens to their bodies? (Note: This is a hard story to tag. Read the warning at the beginning of the story for possible squick alert.)