Copyright© 2005 by Kien Reti

The Complete Travel Kit for Sexual Adventure® contains the following:

Three bars of ultra-deodorant bath soap.
A squeeze bottle of waterless hand soap.
5 compact absorbent paper-fiber single-use bath towels.
A shaving kit with 20 single-use razors and two cans of shaving foam
(suitable for use by either sex).
A bottle of mouthwash and a small spray can of mint breath deodorizer.
Two sticks of high-strength underarm deodorant.
A spray can of room deodorant.
A spray can of disinfectant.
One reusable enema bulb.

An assortment of SuperStudd® stimulating massage oils.
An assortment of ultra-thin Sensidermis® condoms
Three large-size tubes of XE-41® Industrial Strength Recreational
Lubricant (suitable for use in either vaginal or anal areas)
An assortment of synthetic aphrodisiac pills, creams, lotions, and
nostrums, including Viagra and testosterone patches.
A bottle each of pheromone aftershave lotion and pheromone perfume.
A jar of specially formulated astringent witch hazel and alum
TighteningCreme® for toning and puckering up those loose apertures.
Two small tubes of medicinal unguent, one formulated for soothing
vaginal soreness, one for ano-rectal.

A large assortment of toys, including three sizes of CockSure®
dildoes with matching snap-on harnesses, a battery-powered
mini-vibrator, BenWa balls, anal beads, and a riding crop.

A double-layer data DVD containing three complete tutorials on seducing members of the opposite sex and two tutorials for those interested in the same sex (M/M or F/F). There are also detailed illustrated sex manuals demonstrating, in hi-res graphics, all nuances and mechanics of every conceivable variety of lovemaking. Also included is a wide selection of classic love poems, ranging from Shakespeare to William Blake, that will get that special guy or gal in the proper frame of mind for the hot and heavy stuff. And, as a special bonus, there is an erotic writing guide with templates of effective letters/e-mails/IMs useful in every phase of a relationship, from arranging a first-time meeting with an attractive stranger to rekindling a lapsed love affair with an old acquaintance.

All of the above come in a compact lightweight magnesium-reinforced resin composite suitcase, which can be ordered in 20 decorator colors. The suitcase has additional storage compartments for two complete changes of underwear and a small stuffed animal.

The Complete Travel Kit is indispensable for both experienced and novice lovers! Imagine that you're finally flying out to meet that wonderful person you met on-line. Now you can rest assured that you'll not disappoint that special sir or madam. Whether it's seduction of a shy and reluctant new-found buddy or a hot weekend of steamy sex in all its variations with an old love... Don't leave home without it!