Humor Stories

This addendum to "Summer camp" is a fan fiction. Thanks to Nick Scipio for his generosity. When Beth got lonely and needed a man's touch, her husband David who is a pilot was out of town flying for the airlines. So David had to ask their family friend Chris for help. When it was Chris who went out of town and his wife Elizabeth needed that same help, and David was not available, it was David's and Beth's son Paul who came to the rescue. There's also lots of incest innuendos.

What do you get when you mix a May-December marriage, a sexually frustrated, but otherwise happily married man, a loving, playful wife, a Christmas party that hubby attends as a favor to said wife, friends with a devious plan, a babysitter with her own agenda, and a mistletoe? You get what was about to happen to Jack Stevens and his life one wintry Friday night.

Veronica Twizzell - Bra Maker Extraordinaire
Wimbledon 1999. Why are six tennis players suddenly growing huge breasts? Or one ball girl? Can the two doctors assigned to the task identify the cause? And maybe earn a few pennies out of it too?

Ted was a fuck up. His wealthy grandfather bestowed a magical watch on Ted, one that would make anyone do what the watches' owner wanted. Follow Ted as he goes through town getting laid and getting even until he finally meets his one true love.

Trying to spice up their marriage, a young husband suggests that his wife thinks of something he can do to help. She returns with a surprise and more besides. Not everything goes according to plan though...

Completely true story, with only identifying information changed, which is part of why I don't assume the U.S. Intelligence Community runs the world. The Luff was the sex that one of my colleagues wasn't giving to his wife. Once we got to know her, we understood, especially the former intelligence official that felt her wrath. No actual sex -- she wasn't unattractive, but her behavior would make both Chuck Norris and Monty Python run away.

The story of Samson and Delilah - as not told in the Bible.

Watersports (urine play) enhances Ella and Phil's long marriage. Their son Dan, 16, catches them in their backyard; he orders, "Bitch! Take MY piss, too." Later daughter-in-law Lisa discovers them enjoying another wet 3-some outside. She's shocked, and pissed, and pisses on Ella. Lisa orders her husband (Dan's brother Tim) to plow his mom while she's blowing Phil and screwing BIL Dan. It's family fun, but there's more! Siblings. Girlfriends. The "Fountain Club?"