Humor Stories

A brother and sister prepare to go to a body paint contest. Mom is horrified that they they are spreading paint all over each other. Then Mom decides she had better go and chaperon things. David Lloyd, where are you when I need you?

This is a story in the Collar Club.
This is a true account of my first meeting with my master. It isn't perfect, but it is a hell of a good time.

Veronica Twizzell - Bra Maker Extraordinaire
Wimbledon 1999. Why are six tennis players suddenly growing huge breasts? Or one ball girl? Can the two doctors assigned to the task identify the cause? And maybe earn a few pennies out of it too?

Completely true story, with only identifying information changed, which is part of why I don't assume the U.S. Intelligence Community runs the world. The Luff was the sex that one of my colleagues wasn't giving to his wife. Once we got to know her, we understood, especially the former intelligence official that felt her wrath. No actual sex -- she wasn't unattractive, but her behavior would make both Chuck Norris and Monty Python run away.

What do you get when you mix a May-December marriage, a sexually frustrated, but otherwise happily married man, a loving, playful wife, a Christmas party that hubby attends as a favor to said wife, friends with a devious plan, a babysitter with her own agenda, and a mistletoe? You get what was about to happen to Jack Stevens and his life one wintry Friday night.

The story of Samson and Delilah - as not told in the Bible.

Ted was a fuck up. His wealthy grandfather bestowed a magical watch on Ted, one that would make anyone do what the watches' owner wanted. Follow Ted as he goes through town getting laid and getting even until he finally meets his one true love.