Humor Stories

16 year old Ryann and her twin brother Connor have the condo to themselves for the weekend. At 1:34 in the morning, she is on her hands and knees in her bedroom, a huge dildo up her ass. Connor videos as she tries to fuck the damned thing. Ryann is furious that things have come to this and blames Connor for her predicament. He got hacked, not her. Why should she pay for his stupidity? Because she's a girl, of course. Paid to fuck the dildo or not, it's still humiliating.

That classic fairy tale of witches and cannibalism, "Hansel and Gretel" (you know, for kids!) has FINALLY been updated for modern times, and especially for Femdom fans. With a side serving of incest, too!

Some problems are difficult to solve. Some would appear to be impossible to solve. A little flash story about a problem like that.

Watersports (urine play) enhances Ella and Phil's long marriage. Their son Dan, 16, catches them in their backyard; he orders, "Bitch! Take MY piss, too." Later daughter-in-law Lisa discovers them enjoying another wet 3-some outside. She's shocked, and pissed, and pisses on Ella. Lisa orders her husband (Dan's brother Tim) to plow his mom while she's blowing Phil and screwing BIL Dan. It's family fun, but there's more! Siblings. Girlfriends. The "Fountain Club?"

I had a couple of teachers I wanted to thank. First was my Earth Science teacher. He was a sweet old lonely man. I walked into his classroom after the last student left for the summer. I pushed the door closed and pulled the shade down. "Vat are you doing Mz. Cox," he asked. "Something to thank you for the time you took with me and your other students Mr. I." I dropped to my knees in front of him, and by the time he inhaled enough air to speak, his cock was in my gullet.

Silly flash story.

What's a good old redneck hillbilly do when he finds a mother and daughter in need? Y'all got that right the first guess.