Humor Stories

A Fembot Story (2)
Part of the Women As Sex Toys universe
Frustrated that she can't get a human boyfriend in a world where guys only want fembots, she arranges to have herself sold as a fembot to an unsuspecting male.

Jackie the narrator is a common young thief, reporting back to his Fence, having gone outside of his comfort zone. He's a successful ram-raider. His hero is The Panther, a cat burglar with a reputation on being Old School. Can Jackie emulate his hero and rob softly softly?

Eve loves two men deeply, now It's choice time: she must go with one and say goodbye to the other.

How do you feel about the death penalty? How do you feel about ghosts? How do you feel about China?

Male-perspective bisexual. Night class staffers, Jesse, exercise instructor hunk; young Nathan, school clerk; and Claire, older siren art teacher are in a classic lust triangle. Jesse and Nathan are bi and live together. Nathan hasn't gotten around to anything sexual with another yet; Jesse will cover anything in sight. Claire hasn't looked beyond lusting after men yet. Nathan lusts after Claire, Claire lusts after Jesse. Jesse is in love with himself. Something's gotta give.

Oh, how I wish I could be like Facebook or Instagram and be able to flick on the spammers’ webcams, watch their responses!

Part of BSFSF
The path from arousal to orgasm can be seen on a scale of 1 to 10. How good is your control?

Set in a future where anything is allowed on television, the most popular game show is "Go for It!" Where contestants are given sexual challenges for cash and prizes.

More crap in the life. Another old man's rave.