Humor Stories

A surprise invitation from daughter to her corporate annual Adult Halloween party.

A Country Boy, City Girl Story
I will admit that I did NOT write this story. I remember first seeing it on a BBS in around 1990. and the copy I have in my archive does not include any author information other than it was written by "Mistress Tawny Suede", and the phone number to a BBS long gone. But I referenced it in one of my stories, so thought others might get a kick out of an example of "Internet Porn" before there was an Internet. It is submitted complete and unedited.

I had a couple of teachers I wanted to thank. First was my Earth Science teacher. He was a sweet old lonely man. I walked into his classroom after the last student left for the summer. I pushed the door closed and pulled the shade down. "Vat are you doing Mz. Cox," he asked. "Something to thank you for the time you took with me and your other students Mr. I." I dropped to my knees in front of him, and by the time he inhaled enough air to speak, his cock was in my gullet.

An old mans journey to and introduction to his eternal life. CAUTION: The religious may find this story objectionable. Read at your own risk.

A family is chosen to participate in a mysterious ritual.

Vinnie and Amanda have sometimes been friends, and sometimes lovers. This week, they meet Tanya. This week they're rivals.

It's supposed to be a poem, but it isn't really. It's a silly rhyme. Rude though. Hope you like it.

A short story about what would happen if porn writers started acting like Jehovah's Witnesses.