Humor Stories

16 year old Ryann and her twin brother Connor have the condo to themselves for the weekend. At 1:34 in the morning, she is on her hands and knees in her bedroom, a huge dildo up her ass. Connor videos as she tries to fuck the damned thing. Ryann is furious that things have come to this and blames Connor for her predicament. He got hacked, not her. Why should she pay for his stupidity? Because she's a girl, of course. Paid to fuck the dildo or not, it's still humiliating.

Watersports (urine play) enhances Ella and Phil's long marriage. Their son Dan, 16, catches them in their backyard; he orders, "Bitch! Take MY piss, too." Later daughter-in-law Lisa discovers them enjoying another wet 3-some outside. She's shocked, and pissed, and pisses on Ella. Lisa orders her husband (Dan's brother Tim) to plow his mom while she's blowing Phil and screwing BIL Dan. It's family fun, but there's more! Siblings. Girlfriends. The "Fountain Club?"

My wife and grown up children love April Fools day pranks. This year they went too far but I got even.

A Ladz "Local Lovelies" Story
Part of the Westmouthshire universe
Laura wants Gavin. Gavin hardly even notices Laura's alive because he's always got his nose buried in an issue of Ladz magazine. But Laura has a plan - if Gavin's dream is to fuck one of the Ladz "Local Lovelies", she'll just have to become one herself.

This is a story in the Collar Club.
This is a true account of my first meeting with my master. It isn't perfect, but it is a hell of a good time.

A Naughty Nursery Rhyme
In this edition of the Randy Readers about our friends Dick and Jane, we get to see them go on an airplane! And they visit a foreign country! With different customs and traditions! Like, did you know you can protect a girl from gorillas by breeding her? I didn't either! Come along for the ride, boys and girls, and we'll have fun!

Maggie, working at a refugee camp in Kenya, gets involved with two men.

A Teresa Scalia Story (6)
Unplanned dunkings, lost clothing, and public exposure take place at a middle school swim mmet.

A Story in the World of Tomorrow Universe
In the future, families of homosexuals are heavily taxed. How can Marie prove to her sister that she's not gay?