Connie and Eli need to work together in a small private office. Her excessive farting embarrassed her, but then Eli put her at ease. He tells her farting is fun, and what comes after (hint, hint) is even more of a blast. There is no dominance, slavery, or cruelty here, just their fetish flag flying free. And then we meet Shitty Sheila, who is even more "productive." It's a Def Comedy Jam, where the Def stands for Defecation.
Eddie works for the public electrical utility. Like all of us, he needs help with his taxes, and meets his accountant. She's beautiful, but has the same problem he has: keeping inside what wants to come out. Out the back. Impulsively, he invites her to his house after work. To the smallest room in his house, actually. By the time they finish in there, they're naked, in lust, and maybe more. Things (and their bowels) move quickly. A shitty little fantasy story.