Humor Stories

Watersports (urine play) enhances Ella and Phil's long marriage. Their son Dan, 16, catches them in their backyard; he orders, "Bitch! Take MY piss, too." Later daughter-in-law Lisa discovers them enjoying another wet 3-some outside. She's shocked, and pissed, and pisses on Ella. Lisa orders her husband (Dan's brother Tim) to plow his mom while she's blowing Phil and screwing BIL Dan. It's family fun, but there's more! Siblings. Girlfriends. The "Fountain Club?"

I had a couple of teachers I wanted to thank. First was my Earth Science teacher. He was a sweet old lonely man. I walked into his classroom after the last student left for the summer. I pushed the door closed and pulled the shade down. "Vat are you doing Mz. Cox," he asked. "Something to thank you for the time you took with me and your other students Mr. I." I dropped to my knees in front of him, and by the time he inhaled enough air to speak, his cock was in my gullet.

Silly flash story.

A husband learns how to control his shrew wife. All he needs is a good imagination... and his buddy's big cock.

What's a good old redneck hillbilly do when he finds a mother and daughter in need? Y'all got that right the first guess.

This is a story in the Collar Club.
This is a true account of my first meeting with my master. It isn't perfect, but it is a hell of a good time.

A Naughty Nursery Rhyme
In this edition of the Randy Readers about our friends Dick and Jane, we get to see them go on an airplane! And they visit a foreign country! With different customs and traditions! Like, did you know you can protect a girl from gorillas by breeding her? I didn't either! Come along for the ride, boys and girls, and we'll have fun!