Old Fart: Stories

A Story in the The Cave in the Wilderness Universe
Book 4 in a series. Val, his family and neighbors find themselves in a new world, the same as the old one but different. And they're in charge of a section of it.

What do almost 100,000 kilometers, a pair of tremendous hooters, a space station, a magic cellphone and killer parakeets have to do with each other? Just ask my Aunt Peg. Hey, it could happen.

A Story in the The Cave in the Wilderness Universe
Burt takes his wife to the Cave to get fixed up and finds out how it got there, why it exists and how it will change the lives of him, his family and neighbors. #3 in The Cave in the Wilderness.

Cassie's turning 16. And you know what that means. No sex but there is an enema scene. / (Reviews)

An old man takes in a young runaway on a dreary Christmas Eve. Celebrate the hope of the season. And don't forget your hankie.

A filthy orphan girl gets transformed into a goddess, makes a prince fall in love with her and search till he finds her, then they live happily ever after? Give me a break. A more realistic story about Cinderella. Mice? We don't need no stinkin' mice. Part II greatly expanded 9/24/06. / (Reviews)

A Halloween Story
It's a mystery. All of a sudden, all the elementary school children are turning into pumpkins. Oh, there are zombies, too. And Ron Popeil.

A Halloween Story
A young mother and an old man find joy in the extra hour they gain when the clocks change.

A Halloween Story
It's been a year since their one encounter and he's almost given up on ever finding her. Read "Juanita" first.

A Halloween tale of Alien Seduction.