Humor Stories

What if an escort company decided to take over the world? VBE is a juvenile rant against capitalism, sexism, celebrity, and the Entertainment-Industrial Complex. For the first time ever the whole sordid story is available here in condensed Reader's Digest format without all the clever graphics, provocative distractions, or subliminal messages embedded in the original VBE website. Note: The author received no compensation from product placement. (I did it out of the goodness in my heart)

Hercules was sitting in a bar with a friend when he told this story of how he acquired a magical sword. There is a giantess involved, and she is looking for sexual relief. Hercules may just be able to supply what she needs. This is one of Hercules' most dangerous adventures, yet it seems to have been overlooked by academia and the general public.

A prankish High School Freshman girl raises funds for an elite summer camp by monetizing the crushes on her heartthrob High School Senior brother using a website, hidden cameras, a cleverly worded model’s release she tricks him into signing without reading, and prank after prank after prank.

Emma is very impressed by seeing her new stepbrother in a towel and schemes to see him without it.

This is kind of a "Mars Needs Men" type of story. Android #217 was designed for one purpose: to extract semen from human males to determine if they were suitable donors. She concentrated on the worst of humanity, since she assumed that no one would care about the loss of rapists and murderers. This is a record of her adventures. After all, one way or another, Justice will be served!

Who would ever imagine some misprinted business cards could be the instrument to help a lawyer get goth sex, a blow job in his car on the way to a Bar Association meeting and a whole new outlook on life?

When Mr. Bowman's busty young student teacher unexpectedly appears at his front door late one evening, he reluctantly lets her in. What could possibly go wrong?

“Just WOW!” “Deliciously meta. Not sure how many walls you broke, but definitely more than four.” “Brilliant job. Absolutely love the playful banter and self effacing humor as well. And hot sex? Icing on the cake.” “Funny, clever, witty, sexy, outrageous, genre-bending... Everything a great story should be!” “Brilliant and funny.” Posted once a week. eBook available over at Bookapy.

A story in the Jake the Esper Universe
"My name is Jake -- no, I'm not telling you my last name -- and I control minds."

Under the circumstances, he thought his actions were acceptable