An old English saying dating from the 1720s, "it never rains, it pours", means if you suffer one misfortune you're often beset by a series of disasters. This saying was adapted in a 1914 US advertise for a company selling salt so well packaged that the salt would never get wet and clog, hence the slogan "When it rains, it pours". Everybody gets those times when everything goes wrong, only I've notched it up to "When it Snows". Lots of profanity and healthy sex between wrinklies.
Chapter 1: A Sex Marathon With A Pretty Stranger - Ski Instructor - I had Only Known For A Couple Of Hours On A road Trip To Sandpoint ID. Sex in A Public Washroom And Car Sex At A Rail Road Crossing. Chapter 2: Romantic sex with another gorgeous stranger a day later in Sun Valley. Multiple orgasms in quick succession.
Stories in Fallout: Vault 69
In the wake of nuclear apocalypse, a young man and his hot step-family, seek refuge in Vault 69. He discovers the truth about his family and learns the horny rules within the Vault's walls. Will the orientation help him adjust to the new sexy life style? Oh, how about a porn film project assignment? This is a Fallout fanfic.
I wrote this story over twenty-five years ago, and it's still one of my favorites.
A timid little man, with a very active fantasy life, finally finds love in this very short story.
What if an escort company decided to take over the world? VBE is a juvenile rant against capitalism, sexism, celebrity, and the Entertainment-Industrial Complex. For the first time ever the whole sordid story is available here in condensed Reader's Digest format without all the clever graphics, provocative distractions, or subliminal messages embedded in the original VBE website. Note: The author received no compensation from product placement. (I did it out of the goodness in my heart)