I wrote this story over twenty-five years ago, and it's still one of my favorites.
A timid little man, with a very active fantasy life, finally finds love in this very short story.
What if an escort company decided to take over the world? VBE is a juvenile rant against capitalism, sexism, celebrity, and the Entertainment-Industrial Complex. For the first time ever the whole sordid story is available here in condensed Reader's Digest format without all the clever graphics, provocative distractions, or subliminal messages embedded in the original VBE website. Note: The author received no compensation from product placement. (I did it out of the goodness in my heart)
Hercules was sitting in a bar with a friend when he told this story of how he acquired a magical sword. There is a giantess involved, and she is looking for sexual relief. Hercules may just be able to supply what she needs. This is one of Hercules' most dangerous adventures, yet it seems to have been overlooked by academia and the general public.
A prankish High School Freshman girl raises funds for an elite summer camp by monetizing the crushes on her heartthrob High School Senior brother using a website, hidden cameras, a cleverly worded model’s release she tricks him into signing without reading, and prank after prank after prank.
This is kind of a "Mars Needs Men" type of story. Android #217 was designed for one purpose: to extract semen from human males to determine if they were suitable donors. She concentrated on the worst of humanity, since she assumed that no one would care about the loss of rapists and murderers. This is a record of her adventures. After all, one way or another, Justice will be served!
This story owes much to Terry Pratchett. It is also a vehicle to try and sort out some format problems. If you spot any and you know how to fix please contact me.
When Mr. Bowman's busty young student teacher unexpectedly appears at his front door late one evening, he reluctantly lets her in. What could possibly go wrong?