Humor Stories

A wife who unconsciously doodles lets her husband in on what she is doing.

He built a machine that tortured her perfectly, and she let him strap her in! I wrote this story based on a vile pun, and the woman I wrote it for married me anyway. In fact, without this story I wouldn't have her. Story Repost to SoL

Herby's mamma taught Herby all about sex as seen through the eyes of a frigid woman. Herby's wife cheated and Herby rebelled. How about that?

This is kind of a "Mars Needs Men" type of story. Android #217 was designed for one purpose: to extract semen from human males to determine if they were suitable donors. She concentrated on the worst of humanity, since she assumed that no one would care about the loss of rapists and murderers. This is a record of her adventures. After all, one way or another, Justice will be served!

This story originated in a defunct naturist fiction forum about six years ago. At that time, it stalled out after some 10 postings with a rather ambiguous scene in the exercise room and afterwards, in a disco. I took the story, cleaned up the rough edges, removed some overly "colourful" (and totally unnecessary) descriptions, (in some cases, I also rounded out some scenes to make them flow better & make the characters' behaviour more normal) and furnished a logical ending for the story.

Lurking in my leaking brain.

A hard working and faithful young man gets lucky when he finds out that the girl he loves and plans to marry has been deceiving him.

An old mans journey to and introduction to his eternal life. CAUTION: The religious may find this story objectionable. Read at your own risk.