I wrote this story over twenty-five years ago, and it's still one of my favorites.
A timid little man, with a very active fantasy life, finally finds love in this very short story.
What if an escort company decided to take over the world? VBE is a juvenile rant against capitalism, sexism, celebrity, and the Entertainment-Industrial Complex. For the first time ever the whole sordid story is available here in condensed Reader's Digest format without all the clever graphics, provocative distractions, or subliminal messages embedded in the original VBE website. Note: The author received no compensation from product placement. (I did it out of the goodness in my heart)
Hercules was sitting in a bar with a friend when he told this story of how he acquired a magical sword. There is a giantess involved, and she is looking for sexual relief. Hercules may just be able to supply what she needs. This is one of Hercules' most dangerous adventures, yet it seems to have been overlooked by academia and the general public.
A prankish High School Freshman girl raises funds for an elite summer camp by monetizing the crushes on her heartthrob High School Senior brother using a website, hidden cameras, a cleverly worded model’s release she tricks him into signing without reading, and prank after prank after prank.
A Post-Winifred Story Mr. Marcus's life changes when his successful wife Harriett brings home a female British assistant. Suddenly, he has to make sure neither one discovers his sexual secrets.