Humor Stories

Mothers get to breast feed their babies for years. What if things were fair, and fathers could penis feed their teen daughters? And teen boys could cockfeed their mother or sisters? Crazy politicians and strange new laws give people a chance to find out.

What should a wealthy and recently divorced father give his son Karl as an 18th birthday gift? Obviously a sexy new stepmother who's in the mood for a younger man. Slutty stepsisters arrive soon after, then Karl's horny mother. - - - Caution: Please view and understand story codes before reading. Includes smoking, teen sex, incest, bisexuals, CNC/rape play, and a few other kinks / fetishes. Chapter 8 adds horny hermaphrodites.

Broken Hearts
You never can tell who is speaking the truth!!

He built a machine that tortured her perfectly, and she let him strap her in! I wrote this story based on a vile pun, and the woman I wrote it for married me anyway. In fact, without this story I wouldn't have her. Story Repost to SoL

Herby's mamma taught Herby all about sex as seen through the eyes of a frigid woman. Herby's wife cheated and Herby rebelled. How about that?

This is kind of a "Mars Needs Men" type of story. Android #217 was designed for one purpose: to extract semen from human males to determine if they were suitable donors. She concentrated on the worst of humanity, since she assumed that no one would care about the loss of rapists and murderers. This is a record of her adventures. After all, one way or another, Justice will be served!

Who would ever imagine some misprinted business cards could be the instrument to help a lawyer get goth sex, a blow job in his car on the way to a Bar Association meeting and a whole new outlook on life?

This story originated in a defunct naturist fiction forum about six years ago. At that time, it stalled out after some 10 postings with a rather ambiguous scene in the exercise room and afterwards, in a disco. I took the story, cleaned up the rough edges, removed some overly "colourful" (and totally unnecessary) descriptions, (in some cases, I also rounded out some scenes to make them flow better & make the characters' behaviour more normal) and furnished a logical ending for the story.